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monkey-wrenchered adj. Drunk to the extent of sabotaging whatever mechanism appears responsible for the headache. Adana woke monkey-wrenchered and disconnected the alarm clock at the wall. monkey-wrenchinged adj. Of a drinker: dismantling useful machinery while confidently claiming to improve the natural order. Eilert was monkey-wrenchinged and began loosening the pub sign from its bracket. monkeyboarded adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting breakfast from a precarious platform above proceedings. monkeycided adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with the solemn conviction that breakfast has suffered a loss. monkeydomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to the elemental condition of a small primate. Shahbaz woke monkeydomed, communicating chiefly through gestures and requests for water. monkeyed (/ˈmʌŋkid/) adj. You are drunk and making a spectacle of small objects, particularly those belonging to other people. monkeyesed adj. Still drunk, and speaking a private language whose grammar survives only until the first cup of tea. Adolpha arrived monkeyesed, delivering the weather report in syllables nobody could parse. monkeyessed adj. Too drunk to manage the morning's simplest task without an approving audience. monkeyface eelled adj. Having drunk enough to leave the morning elongated, bristling, and unwilling to come out from under the duvet. monkeyface pricklebacked adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably accommodate, and now prickly, elongated, and clinging to surfaces. Kawena was monkeyface pricklebacked, inching along the hall wall towards the bathroom. monkeyfaced adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with a dark, ridged expression pressed into the pillow. Jessico was monkeyfaced, bearing the pillow's pattern across one cheek at breakfast. monkeyflowered adj. You are drunk and blooming badly in the morning light, with water required before further cultivation. Todd was monkeyflowered at breakfast, flushed and surrounded by abandoned glasses of water. monkeyglanded adj. Of a drinker: still carrying last night's spicy confidence into a morning that requested porridge. Loriah woke monkeyglanded and put hot sauce on toast before speaking to anyone. monkeyhooded adj. Of a drinker who has reached the morning's primitive essentials: water, shade, and something peeled. monkeyishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become playfully awkward, without assigning that quality to any people. Shaileen was monkeyishnessed, attempting to peel an orange with ceremonial concentration. monkeyismed adj. A drinker who continues yesterday's tomfoolery into the morning, particularly around household objects. Melrose remained monkeyismed, trying to make the toaster accept a handwritten note.