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Micawbered (/mɪˈkɒbərd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an unpaid bill look like evidence of imminent prosperity. Charleane became Micawbered and ordered dessert on the strength of future earnings. Micawberismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating financial recklessness as a form of optimism. Isobela became Micawberismed and called the final round an investment. Miccosukeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating solely by confident gestures towards somewhere warmer. Shantise got Miccosukeed and led the party towards a closed garden centre. Michael acceptored adj. Drunk by closing time, and welcoming every suggestion as though it were specially aimed at you. Bethany-jayne became Michael acceptored and agreed to host breakfast for twelve. Michael additioned adj. Still drunk, and attaching each fresh promise to the last until the evening has doubled in size. Aerica got Michael additioned and added karaoke, brunch and a sponsored walk. Michael donored adj. Too drunk to distinguish between giving someone a suggestion and giving them your entire evening. Derrek got Michael donored and lent his car to a man he had just met. Michael reactioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to add one reckless idea to an already unstable arrangement. Kymier became Michael reactioned and attached fireworks to the retirement presentation. Michaelis-Arbuzov reactioned adj. Having drunk enough to turn a harmless exchange into a larger, more reactive commitment. Tureka got Michaelis-Arbuzov reactioned and converted a lift home into a weekend project. Michaelited adj. Having drunk more than judgement can absorb, and joining a doomed cause with complete confidence. Rinesha became Michaelited and volunteered to mediate the argument between strangers. Michaelmas blackbirded adj. Drunk since last orders, and darkly circling the beer garden in search of one final acquaintance. Giomar was Michaelmas blackbirded, pacing the beer garden with autumnal determination. Michaelmas daisied adj. You have drunk enough to make a late-season flourish seem the obvious answer to every problem. Kemauri got Michaelmas daisied and decorated the taxi with flowers from the pavement. Michaelmas termed (/ˈmɪk(ə)lməs ˌtɜːmd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting every minor disagreement as though it requires a formal hearing. Zamere became Michaelmas termed and asked the barman to record his objection. Michelangelismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that scale, marble and personal vision can rescue any ill-considered plan. Kilea got Michelangelismed and began redesigning the pub's ceiling with a breadstick. Michelin starred adj. Of a drinker who has awarded every meal three stars and expects the kitchen to acknowledge this. Axsel got Michelin starred and reviewed the crisps as though addressing a national newspaper. Michelson interferometered adj. Describing a drinker who has split one clear decision into two arms and recombined neither. Ann-frederique became Michelson interferometered and returned from the toilet by two routes. Michigan bankrolled adj. Drunk, with the result that the small change in your pocket appears to finance the entire household. Lorrenda arrived Michigan bankrolled, producing coins from three cushions and calling it prudent.