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monned (/mɒnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify an obsolete coin but not find the lavatory. Azur became monned and delivered a precise lecture on Japanese currency beside the coat stand. monnikered adj. Drunk past the point of using a person’s proper name, relying instead on whatever nickname arrives first. Alexix went monnikered and addressed the quizmaster as ‘Chief’ for the remainder of the evening. monnishered adj. Too drunk to distinguish companionship from a poorly considered association after midnight. mono dieted adj. You have drunk enough to eat only one thing, preferably whatever remains in the nearest bowl. Shiann got mono dieted and finished the household's entire supply of cold rice. mono no awared (/ˌmɒnəʊ nəʊ əˈwɑːɹeɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: suddenly wistful about the glass of water becoming empty. Cameryn sat mono no awared beside the sofa, contemplating the last ice cube. mono theismed adj. You have drunk enough to identify one unquestionable authority, usually the person holding the keys. Crystalmarie got mono theismed and appointed Luckas the sole authority on taxis. mono-administrationed adj. Of a drinker who has administered one remedy only: water, repeatedly and without improvement. Haizen was mono-administrationed, taking glass after glass from the kitchen tap. mono-ened adj. A drinker who has reduced the household conversation to one subject, usually toast. Lendell was mono-ened beside the sofa, discussing toast with admirable persistence. mono-eyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the entire evening through one determined eye. mono-fractured adj. A drinker so far gone that one clean line of collapse runs from chair to floor. mono-iied adj. The state of being drunk and appealing to the household tribunal over who finished the crisps. mono-ioned adj. Slowed by drink to carry a single charge through every conversation, without acquiring another. Hilyard grew mono-ioned and treated each question as though it possessed one fixed electrical character. mono-skied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone crossing a kitchen floor on one very broad foot. mono-theismed adj. You are drunk and treating one companion's opinion as infallible, especially when it concerns another round. mono-unsaturated adj. Drunk beyond the point at which one intention remains, though its direction is no longer clear. mono-versed adj. Reduced by drink to one song, which will be performed in full at regular intervals until the landlord intervenes.