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monocarbonated adj. Of a drinker: both available protons have been replaced by elementary enthusiasm. monocarbonylationed adj. Describing a drinker who introduces one carbonyl group into every available discussion. monocarbonyled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired one conspicuous point of internal pressure. Raysen was monocarbonyled, carrying one expression through the entire meal. monocarboxylated adj. A drinker who has retained one carboxylate group and little else of consequence. monocarboxypeptidased adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation ends with one terminal residue removed. monocarped adj. The state of being drunk and flowering once, with no clear timetable for recovery. Jinaya was monocarped, making one excellent toast and then retiring. monocarpied adj. The condition of a drinker who flowers once and regards future occasions as theoretical. Averiana was monocarpied, having produced one toast of lasting botanical importance. monocationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost a single electron and is now positively committed. monocausotaxophiliaed adj. Reduced by drink to one explanation for everything, including the missing coat. Shacari was monocausotaxophiliaed and blamed the coat on one continuing cause. monocellularitied adj. Softened by drink into one cell, with limited internal communication. monocentralitied adj. Sharpened by drink into one centre of attention, usually the nearest glass. monocentricitied adj. Emboldened by drink to place one point at the centre of all proceedings. Jerrame was monocentricitied, with the ashtray serving as the evening's centre. monocentricked adj. Loosened by drink into one focal point that no longer keeps the image properly arranged. monocentrided adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a pinecone fish inspecting its surroundings. Nicha was monocentrided, moving past the buffet with quiet aquatic purpose. monocentrismed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the centre of the room for a fixed point and orbit it carefully. monocephalied adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the entire evening from one overworked head, with the body arriving later.