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monocephalused adj. Having drunk more than enough to share one head between two incompatible directions, usually on the stairs. monocercomonaded adj. You are drunk and propelled by one small, persistent impulse, chiefly towards another round. monocerinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically cheerful, poorly coordinated, and inclined to treat one horn as adequate support. Chesterfield crossed the room monocerinned, using the umbrella stand as an unofficial horn. monocerosed (/məˈnɒsəɹəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired one imaginary horn and uses it to announce every doorway. Annitra became monocerosed after midnight, entering each room head-first and apologising to the frame. monochained adj. Describing a drinker who moves by one continuous, poorly tensioned sequence from chair to wall. monochalcogenided adj. A drinker who has reduced every available support to one, usually a wall or a friend. Nashyla stood monochalcogenided against the bar, declining all secondary means of balance. monochamoled adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person is treated as a source of irresistible attraction. Treyana became monochamoled and attempted to charm the coat stand before reaching the stairs. monochasied adj. The condition of a drinker who advances through a single succession of hesitant, branching decisions. Solae came monochasied from the pub, choosing a new route at every kerb. monochasiumed adj. The state of being drunk and producing one uncertain movement after another, each bearing its own direction. monochemotherapied adj. The drunkenness of one who responds to every difficulty with one remedy: another drink. monochloramined adj. Reduced by drink to one reactive thought, released whenever anyone mentions the stairs. monochlorided adj. Softened by drink into a single, mild form of resistance: sitting down before the next step. Sagan grew monochlorided beside the staircase, too gentle with gravity to attempt another descent. monochlorinationed adj. Sharpened by drink into one precise concern: placing each foot exactly where the previous one was. monochloroalkaned adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a single hazardous descent with no allowance for side reactions. monochlorobimaned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one careful gesture requires several separate observations. monochlorobiphenyled adj. Drunk and proceeding by one of three distinct routes: wall, banister, or companion. Keviana was monochlorobiphenyled, choosing between the wall, banister, and a patient companion.