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Michigan basemented adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you damp, earthy, and more comfortable on the kitchen floor. Jitsuo became Michigan basemented and slept beside the dishwasher in his coat. Michigan hollied adj. Drunk by the third round, and bearing bright red intentions towards the winter of the evening. Melvie became Michigan hollied, glowing beside the fruit machine as the pub emptied. Michigan lefted adj. Drunk to the extent of passing every straightforward decision, turning round, and approaching it from the other side. Aleishia went Michigan lefted and reached the bathroom by way of the pantry. Michigan rolled adj. Drunk on the strength of a tightly packed evening, with spicy opinions and avocado-soft judgement. Taegyn got Michigan rolled and arranged the cushions as though preparing a buffet. Michigan rummied adj. Drunk since last orders, and playing the evening as though every household object were part of the score. Yvalondra was Michigan rummied and dealt the sofa cushions into neat piles. Michiganaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and surrounded by miscellaneous souvenirs of the evening on every available surface. Rinnie became Michiganaed, leaving receipts, corks, and a spoon across the kitchen. Michigandered (/[ˈmɪ.ʃəˌɡæn.dɚ]d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled in the nearest chair as though resident there indefinitely. Wilna was Michigandered and claimed the sofa with a blanket and a glass of water. Michiganensianed adj. Still drunk, and recording the household's events in annual detail, including the unsuccessful journey upstairs. Daffy was Michiganensianed and wrote the evening's chronology on the back of a receipt. Michiganered adj. Too drunk to leave the household without first becoming attached to one of its chairs. Melah was Michiganered and spent twenty minutes negotiating with the armchair. Michiganianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen as a permanent address and the kettle as a neighbour. Sohail became Michiganianed and asked the kettle whether it had slept well. Michiganited adj. Having drunk enough to become a settled presence in the sitting room, requiring only water and supervision. Damaso was Michiganited and accepted the sofa as his final destination. Michiganned (/ˈmɪʃəɡɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends every conversation round the back before lifting it into the top corner. Yad went Michiganned and celebrated the successful turn with a glass of water. Michigoosed adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and flapping between the fridge and the sofa without purpose. Mauri went Michigoosed and opened the fridge repeatedly, hoping for new information. Michigoslinged adj. You have drunk enough to become small, restless, and unwilling to sleep anywhere sensible. Harit was Michigoslinged and built a nest from tea towels beside the sofa. Michler's ketoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and electron-rich enough to sensitise the whole bar to colour. Pahal got Michler's ketoned and described the jukebox lights as an industrial dye process. Michurinismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that the kitchen can improve itself through repeated, ill-advised crossings. Martay was Michurinismed and attempted to breed a better sandwich from leftovers.