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monochromatizationed adj. Drunk and narrowing every available option to a thin band between another round and going home. monochromatored adj. Drunk to the point where every possibility is reduced to one narrow wavelength: the next drink. Zillah became monochromatored and filtered the conversation for references to another round. monochromatosomed adj. Drunk enough to treat each remaining drink as a single unit, undivided and non-negotiable. Nijal was monochromatosomed, holding one final pint as though it contained the evening. monochromed (/ˈmɒn.əˌkɹəʊmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the journey home in anything but black, white and taxi-light. Vermon was monochromed by the station, navigating entirely by contrast and instinct. monochromied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is rendered in graduated shades of the same poor decision. Saylem grew monochromied over the rounds, each decision darker but recognisably related. monochromisted adj. Drunk beyond making plans in more than one shade of certainty, and shading every answer towards yes. Jearlene was monochromisted by the third round, agreeing to every proposed route home. monochromosomed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one remaining instruction, usually to locate the coat and proceed home. Geraldean became monochromosomed after last orders, clutching one instruction and two sleeves. monochronicitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every event belong to one timetable, including last orders and the first train. monociliumed adj. Drunk to the extent of navigating the whole journey home by one unwavering, blinking guide. Markiyah was monociliumed, following one streetlamp all the way from the pub. monocitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and employed by one industry alone: securing the next round. monocitrated adj. Drunk on the strength of one remaining sour note, preserved carefully through every round. monocladed adj. Drunk by the third round, and united with one small group against the proposition of going home. monocled (/ˈmɑnəkəld/) adj. Still drunk, and viewing the route home through one small, determined circle of certainty. Jepson remained monocled, locating the taxi rank while misplacing everything surrounding it. monocled cobraed adj. Loosened by drink into a hooded, ill-tempered authority on personal space. Pollyann went monocled cobraed when Deshard reached for the last olive. monoclimaxed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare one settled condition the inevitable climax of all vegetation, and conversation. Begw became monoclimaxed and announced that the pub garden had reached its final ecological form. monoclined adj. Slowed by drink to a single, dignified descent, with no prospect of returning uphill. Lezlee grew monoclined and made the short walk to the bar a matter of geological patience.