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monocoted adj. Of a drinker: drunk with one seed-leaf of judgement, from which the evening's entire botany has grown. monocotyled adj. You are drunk and proceeding from one initial leaf of thought, without the inconvenience of a second. Caaliyah became monocotyled and allowed one idea to germinate through the entire supper. monocotyledonied adj. Drunk beyond dividing the morning into anything more complicated than one immediate need. Dainara arrived monocotyledonied, capable only of locating water. monocotyledonned (/ˌmɒnəˌkɒtɪˈliːdənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of producing only one usable idea, like a seedling with a single leaf. monocracied adj. Drunk in a way that grants one exhausted opinion absolute authority over the morning. Manha woke monocracied and declared the sofa the only reasonable destination. monocrated adj. Drunk, with the result that one person becomes an autocrat over the entire morning-after arrangement. monocropped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning cultivated around one crop: dry toast. monocroppinged adj. Drunk to the extent of cultivating one remedy repeatedly, without rotating away from water and silence. monocrotalined adj. Still drunk, and presenting a toxicological profile that no livestock warning label adequately describes. Solen arrived for breakfast monocrotalined, which explained the expression and the silence. monocrotismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to one pulse of determination: reach the kettle. Azianna woke monocrotismed, her whole recovery rising once towards the kettle. monocrotophosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and toxic to birds, conversation and the household's remaining patience. Elizan woke monocrotophosed, frightening the gulls and declining all breakfast. monocrystaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and hardened overnight into one clear, solitary conviction about breakfast. monoctanoined adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's gallstones, real or imagined, as dissolvable by another small measure. monocular O'd adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every rounded mark on the morning-after paperwork for an unfamiliar Cyrillic letter. monoculared (/mənˈɒk.jə.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to see the morning through one small circle, as though the room required a monocle. monocularitied adj. Having drunk more than one eye can satisfactorily report, leaving the other to manage the morning alone. Jermon woke monocularitied, one eye attending breakfast while the other declined service.