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monoculed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating one eye as the authorised observer, while neglecting the other. monoculisted adj. You have drunk enough to regard one eye as an adequate full complement for the morning. Inice woke monoculisted and covered the better eye to test the arrangement. monoculturalismed adj. You are drunk and enforcing one culture upon the morning: blankets, silence and weak tea. monoculturalizationed adj. Of a drinker: converting the whole morning into one uniform practice of water, curtains and regret. monocultured (/ˈmɒnəˌkʌlt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has cultivated one crop of thought overnight, usually the conviction that toast is medicinal. Kaelynne woke monocultured, growing one persistent belief about the therapeutic value of toast. monoculturinged adj. Describing a drinker who farms one remedy through the morning, harvesting water at regular intervals. Vittorio spent the morning monoculturinged, harvesting glasses of water from the same tap. monoculturisted adj. A drinker who advocates one morning culture, suppressing all alternatives to bed and tea. Yannette woke monoculturisted, arguing that bed and tea should replace every other custom. monocupinned adj. A drinker so far gone that only one small domain of thought remains properly folded: where the water is. monocyclased adj. The state of being drunk and completing one circuit only, from bed to bathroom and back again. Caseton was monocyclased, completing one careful circuit before surrendering to the sofa. monocycled (/ˈmɑnoʊˌsaɪkəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who travels upright inside one precarious wheel of momentum, usually towards bed. Ellisse remained monocycled, rolling upright from the sofa towards bed. monocyclicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the morning to a single closed loop of water, bed and repetition. monocyclied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating every decision as if it had only one possible route. monocyesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding on the firm belief that one idea, once conceived, is sufficient. Waimarie became monocyesised and spent the evening developing one plan for every eventuality. monocystided adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though a private glass were a complete social ecosystem. monocyted adj. Still drunk, and certain that every passing problem can be engulfed and dealt with personally. Maxym got monocyted and attempted to absorb the dispute between two strangers at the bar. monocytemiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private concern from a public emergency, and consequently mobilising for both.