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Micianed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to turn every domestic disagreement into a question of first principles. Rachmiel was Micianed and debated the sofa's moral status until the kettle boiled. Mickey Blissed adj. A drinker who has reached the lavatory by instinct alone and returned pleased with the arrangement. Lesean was Mickey Blissed and congratulated the bathroom on its excellent location. Mickey Finned adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water has become a formal invitation to unconsciousness. Tristina was Mickey Finned and found asleep beside the kitchen tap. Mickey Flynned adj. The state of being drunk and settling rapidly, with the household continuing around you. Saleyah was Mickey Flynned before the kettle finished boiling. Mickey Mantled adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the domestic aftermath for a championship ceremony. Latwanna was Mickey Mantled, accepting the glass of water as though awarded a trophy. Mickey Mouse capped adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a round silhouette and refuses to remove the kitchen hat. Eirn was Mickey Mouse capped, wearing a saucepan while searching for water. Mickey Mouse degreed adj. Reduced by drink to a qualification in household irrelevance, with the sofa as its principal faculty. Alben was Mickey Mouse degreed and awarded himself honours for finding the remote. Mickey Mouse gloved adj. Softened by drink into four-fingered helplessness, best supplied with water and a stable cushion. Stanislaw was Mickey Mouse gloved and struggled politely with the cupboard handle. Mickey Mouse hatted adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing headgear of a distinctly juvenile sort. Castor got Mickey Mouse hatted and tried to pay the landlord with a cardboard peak. Mickey Mouse moneyed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to settle the round with notes no longer accepted by anyone. Reinna arrived Mickey Mouse moneyed, offering occupation-era notes for a packet of crisps. Mickey Mouse planted adj. Too drunk to notice the dark fruits resembling a cap's ears beneath the foliage. Annias stood Mickey Mouse planted beside the shrub, identifying its black fruits as buttons. Mickey Mouse ringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to call an unremarkable championship a toy prize and defend the view at length. Brita went Mickey Mouse ringed, dismissing the final while ordering another bitter. Mickey Mousinged adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement in the pub obedient to an imaginary tune. Jiquez became Mickey Mousinged and tapped each glass precisely as the jukebox changed song. Mickeyed (/ˈmɪkid/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats an ordinary glass with the grave suspicion reserved for an unexpectedly altered one. Graeson was Mickeyed and inspected his water for several minutes before drinking it. Mickeymaniaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to develop enthusiasm for a cartoon mouse beyond the evening's requirements. Chirstine got Mickeymaniaed and explained the character's gloves to the doorman. Mickied adj. Of a drinker who has become warmly convinced that the kitchen requires an Irish solution. Raydon was Mickied and offered the toaster a consoling pat before sitting down.