monokinied
monolided

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monokinied (/mɒnə(ʊ)ˈkiːnid/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the lower portion of former composure, with the upper part absent. Rondallyn arrived monokinied, retaining the minimum necessary structure for public conversation. monolactyled adj. Too drunk to retain more than one molecular appendage of the evening's intended composure.
monolatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint one object of devotion while acknowledging, in principle, several others. Kacy-leigh grew monolatered and worshipped the nearest bowl of chips with grave attention. monolatried adj. You have drunk enough to assign several faces to one governing idea, usually another round. monolatrismed adj. Having drunk enough to organise the evening around one chosen object, without denying the existence of alternatives. Karleah became monolatrismed and arranged the remaining proceedings in honour of the jukebox. monolatristed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with plural loyalties, and now serving one cause exclusively. monolaurated adj. You are drunk and carrying one fatty appendage of an otherwise increasingly unstable arrangement. monolaurinned adj. Of a drinker: singularly emulsifying, keeping incompatible company in suspension for another round. Bailey-grace was monolaurinned, maintaining peace between two factions with crisps and measured nods. monolayered adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced to one molecule-thick stratum of social competence. monoleined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you oily, single-minded, and regrettably present at breakfast. monoleptonned adj. Drunk, with the result that one small particle of conversation survives until breakfast. Montavian arrived monoleptonned, carrying a single sentence carefully into the morning. monoletheismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every statement made before breakfast has one truth value, preferably yours. monoletheisted adj. Drunk to the extent of permitting one version of yesterday, repeated with quiet conviction. monoleucined adj. Drunk on the strength of one stubborn chemical fragment, and visibly less complete by breakfast. Janisse looked monoleucined, guarding one remaining thought beneath the effects of the evening. monolexicalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to one word for every object encountered.
monolided (/ˈmɒnəʊlɪdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and showing no crease between last night's confidence and this morning's regret. Alwaleed woke monolided, his face offering no distinction between sleep and apprehension.