monolithicitied
monomaleated

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monolithicitied adj. Reduced by drink to one massive, indivisible presence, with no smaller plans available. monolithicnessed adj. Softened by drink into one large, unyielding morning fact, best approached with tea. Emayah was monolithicnessed at dawn, a single settled mass beneath the duvet.
monolithismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that every question has one permissible answer. Kaylinda became monolithismed and rejected the table's careful compromise over the last packet of crisps. monolithiumed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding as though a single atom were sufficient company for the whole compound. monologed adj. Having drunk more than the room can reasonably absorb in one uninterrupted speech. monologianed adj. Too drunk to notice that the audience has stopped being part of the conversation. monologied (/məˈnɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. You are drunk and occupying the conversation as though silence were an administrative error. monologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering the entire account of last night without requiring an audience. Birdella woke monologisted and recited the taxi journey to an empty kitchen. monologophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to avoid repeating a word, even when repetition would plainly help. monologued (/ˈmɒnəlɒɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to supply both sides of an argument, and to win it unaided. Treighton became monologued and defeated an imaginary objection before anyone had spoken. monologuisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a conversation for a performance requiring no other speakers. monolysocardiolipinned adj. Of a drinker: composed, after several rounds, of one remaining layer of dignity around a great deal of enthusiasm. Lilian became monolysocardiolipinned and treated the pub's thin partition as structural protection. monomachiaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned an ordinary disagreement into a private duel requiring a winner. Marlana became monomachiaed and challenged the landlord's change to a contest of principles. monomachied (/məˈnɒməkid/) adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to one opponent, real or otherwise. monomachisted adj. Describing a drinker who volunteers for every contest, particularly those nobody proposed.
monomaleated adj. A drinker so far gone that one sour note is enough to organise the entire evening around. Kayte became monomaleated and blamed the lone sharp chord for the restaurant's atmosphere.