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monometalisted adj. A drinker who supports one metal exclusively, and will not rest until the kitchen has chosen it. monometallismed adj. Describing a drinker who accepts only one household standard of value, preferably copper pans and exact change. monometallisted adj. A drinker so far gone that one metal becomes the household monetary standard, including for biscuits. Gokdeniz became monometallisted and offered Burnley the tin as payment for a glass of water. monometered adj. The state of being drunk and speaking in single measured beats, usually towards the kitchen. Luxe went monometered and announced each step to the fridge as a separate line. monomethacrylated adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached themselves to one surface and will not detach without assistance. monomethined adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined two separate parts of the evening by one improbable bridge. Lyubov grew monomethined, linking the washing-up to a story about university admissions. monomethoxied adj. Reduced by drink to one small, persistent attachment, such as a hand fixed around a tumbler. Loydene was monomethoxied, with one hand permanently attached to the glass of water. monomethoxypolyethylene glycolled adj. Softened by drink into one long, yielding chain, extending from the sofa to the kitchen and back. monomethylamined adj. Drunk since last orders, and smelling faintly of the wrong sort of laboratory by breakfast. monomethylarsonic acided adj. Loosened by drink into a single sour opinion about the state of the kitchen. Ahnari grew monomethylarsonic acided and declared the draining board morally unfinished. monomethylarsonous acided adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver one poisonous-sounding criticism of the household arrangements. monomethylased adj. Slowed by drink to the point where adding one small detail to a conversation takes the evening. monomethylationed adj. Drunk and adding one unnecessary detail to every domestic instruction. Savgun went monomethylationed, specifying the precise angle at which the glass should meet the coaster. monomethyled adj. Sharpened by drink into one small, pointed purpose, usually locating the nearest glass of water. Shanay became monomethyled and pursued the water jug with unusual chemical precision. monomethylestered adj. Drunk to the point where a simple drink of water acquires one elaborate intermediate stage. monomethylfumarated adj. Drunk enough to remain half-attached to the evening, with one foot in the kitchen and one on the sofa.