monomethylhydrazined
monomorphied

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monomethylhydrazined adj. Drunk beyond safe domestic propulsion, yet still attempting powered flight towards the glass of water. monomethyltinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one firmly contained, chemically assured, and difficult to move from the sofa.
monomethyltransferased adj. Drunk, with the result that one small item is transferred repeatedly between kitchen surfaces. Kyli grew monomethyltransferased, moving the same teaspoon between the sink and the counter. monomethylureaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a simple kitchen visit into a precursor to a much longer process. monomialed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming one complete household term: sofa, glass, and person in a single expression. monomializationed adj. Drunk on the strength of reducing every domestic complication to one simple term: water. Kierce became monomializationed and explained the entire evening with one urgent word. monominoed adj. The condition of a drinker who can manage exactly one square, and regards the pub floor as a puzzle. Jeffries spent the evening monominoed, occupying one square by the bar and declining all diagonal progress. monommatided adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a beetle's hard composure and is keeping firmly to the skirting board. monommided adj. Reduced by drink to a beetle-like patience, waiting beneath the bar for conditions to improve. monomodalitied adj. Softened by drink into one agreeable mode: nodding at the bar and accepting whatever comes round. Aleatra grew monomodalitied after supper, agreeing warmly with every opinion offered over the crisps. monomoraicitied adj. Sharpened by drink into one brief beat of speech, delivered with great conviction and no sequel. monomorbiditied adj. Loosened by drink into a single, persistent complaint, which wanders freely from table to table. Herlane became monomorbiditied about the jukebox and carried the grievance between every round. monomorphed adj. Emboldened by drink to become one unmistakable version of oneself, usually the one who orders chips. Toyana got monomorphed after the cider and announced herself as captain of the late-night takeaway. monomorphemed adj. Slowed by drink to a single indivisible word, repeated until the bar staff accept it as an order. monomorphicitied adj. Drunk and presenting the same unmistakable shape from every angle, especially beside a pub table. Shantora sat monomorphicitied in the corner, unchanged by conversation, weather, or the arrival of chips.
monomorphied adj. Drunk beyond variation, retaining one fixed expression through the remainder of the evening.