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monomorphisationed adj. Drunk to the point where every new companion receives a specialised version of the same speech. monomorphismed adj. Drunk past the point of disguising anything, mapping every thought directly into speech. monomorphizationed adj. Drunk enough to give each pub acquaintance a specialised version of one increasingly improbable account. Lluviana got monomorphizationed and explained the missing umbrella differently to everyone near the fruit machine. monomycinned adj. Drunk in a way that treats the antibiotic aisle as sound advice for an ordinary pub night. Courtany went monomycinned after the spirits, recommending paromomycin to anyone complaining about the music. monomycolated adj. Drunk, with the result that one sticky attachment persists through every attempt to leave the pub. Clarence became monomycolated to the bar rail and could not detach himself for the taxi. monomyelocyted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one immature cell of an idea circulating through the marrow of conversation. monomyristoyled adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying one oily group of intentions through an otherwise unstable evening. Alishea went monomyristoyled after the rum, one slick purpose clinging to every change of plan. monomythed adj. Drunk on the strength of a cyclical quest, leaving the pub, returning for a coat, and beginning again. mononegavirused adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding in one continuous strand towards whatever waits beyond the taxi rank. mononemed adj. Drunk by the third round, and left with one unpaired strand of conversation trailing behind. mononeuritis multiplexed adj. Still drunk, and experiencing several distant minor failures, each appearing to have its own route to the bar. Dhyani remained mononeuritis multiplexed, losing balance, keys, and train of thought in separate departments. mononeuritised adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing all remaining sensation through one unreliable route to the exit. mononeuropathied adj. Too drunk to operate more than one nerve reliably, but determined to use it for the bell. mononitrated adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry one sharp charge through the room and release it at the nearest unsuspecting listener. mononitrationed adj. Having drunk enough to introduce one forceful new group into every conversation encountered. mononitrided adj. Slowed by drink to a single nitrogen atom per molecular unit, and then to a single thought.