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mononitrobenzened adj. Drunk to the point where one nitro group has acquired the solemnity of a benzene ring. Kestutis went mononitrobenzened and gave the barmaid a lecture on aromatic substitution. mononitroed adj. Drunk and carrying one nitro group into every conversation, usually the wrong one. mononitropyrened adj. Drunk enough to become one of three isomers, all detectable at the edge of the kebab shop. mononomed adj. Drunk past the point of decomposition, leaving one indivisible word where a sentence was intended. Omarah became mononomed and answered every question with one syllable. mononormativitied adj. Drunk beyond admitting only one approved arrangement of two people, particularly at the buffet. Crystalle grew mononormativitied and paired every guest before distributing the name cards. mononucleared adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one nucleus of purpose, usually finding the nearest chair. Cassel became mononucleared and orbited one chair for the remainder of the evening. mononuclearitied adj. Drunk, with the result that all mental activity is governed by one swollen central concern. Afa was mononuclearitied and devoted the whole journey to finding a spoon. mononucleated adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one central command centre, issuing orders about toast. mononucleationed adj. Drunk to the extent of forming one governing centre, which immediately requests chips. Aleighna underwent mononucleationed and directed all discussion towards chips. mononucleocyted adj. Drunk on the strength of containing one nucleus, and using it chiefly to find the lavatory. Kathlen was mononucleocyted and navigated by a single, urgent intention. mononucleosided adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to one small unit of inherited energy. mononucleosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying fatigue, fever and a marked interest in lymph nodes. mononucleosomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and condensed into one tightly wrapped unit of hereditary material. mononucleotided adj. Still drunk, and functioning as one small unit in the long chain of getting home. mononucleotidyled adj. Too drunk to do more than attach one small radical to the conversation. mononumerosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce a complicated evening to one numerical value: taxis.