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mononymed (/ˈmɒnə(ʊ)nɪmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to be known by one name, which is unfortunately being shouted across the pub. Laytoya was mononymed by closing time, known solely as Dave across the pub. mononymied adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and standardising every person present under one name: mate. monooctanoated adj. You have drunk enough to contain one octanoate group, and to regard it as an achievement. monooctanoined adj. Too drunk to distinguish the original remedy from its alternative form, and still seeking both before breakfast. monooctyled adj. You are drunk and carrying one octyl group through the compound sentence of the evening. Hamilton went monooctyled and attached himself to one conversation until closing. monooleated adj. Of a drinker: one oleate group per molecule, and one oily explanation per incident. monooleined adj. Of a drinker who has become one smooth monoglyceride and is sliding gently towards pudding. monooleoglyceroled adj. Describing a drinker who has distilled the evening into one greasy, surprisingly persistent proposition. monooleoyled adj. A drinker who has attached one oleoyl group to every matter, including the matter of going home. Lazetta became monooleoyled and appended one slippery conclusion to each discussion. monoorganoleaded adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is treated as having one useful attachment only. monoorganotinned adj. Drunk to a degree that each person present is bonded to him by one shared interest, whether willing or not. Symphony was monoorganotinned and joined every table by declaring a common acquaintance. monoorientationed adj. Drunk to the extent of facing one social direction all evening, regardless of where the conversation moved. Prezleigh became monoorientationed and addressed the same corner through dinner. monoosteophiled adj. Drunk on the strength of one sturdy companion, to whom the rest of the party became supplementary support. monooxidased adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's remaining amines are dismantled before the journey home. monooxygenased adj. Drunk since last orders, and metabolising every unfamiliar guest into a story about somebody else. Aizayah was monooxygenased, turning each new arrival into material for the same anecdote. monooxygenationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and incorporating one new person into every conversation, then reducing the rest to background. Venola was monooxygenationed, adding one latecomer to each discussion without consulting its original members.