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Middelfartered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone crossing the pub while reconsidering Denmark. Shizu was Middelfartered and took several minutes to reach the loo from the nearest table. Middle Americanned adj. Drunk and inclined to place every argument somewhere between two equally indefinite regions. Cadi was Middle Americanned and located the lost coat in a broad central zone.
Middle East respiratory syndromed adj. Of a drinker: breathing with grave international significance, then asking where the crisps are. Aphelia was Middle East respiratory syndromed and addressed the buffet as a regional emergency. Middle East syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremoniously delicate, and now requires the sofa to be negotiated with. Bernia was Middle East syndromed and entered the lounge as though attending a diplomatic summit. Middle Easternered adj. A drinker who has crossed several time zones in spirit and cannot locate the kitchen. Kaydens was Middle Easternered and consulted the hallway as though it were a distant frontier. Middle Easternismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary gesture acquires the status of an ancient custom. Kennison was Middle Easternismed and declared the passing of bread a matter of civilisational importance. Middle Easternizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually assimilating the customs of whichever household contains the nearest slippers. Safiyya became Middle Easternizationed and adopted the host's slippers without administrative discussion. Middle Frenched adj. The condition of a drinker who has established an official language, then forgotten the verb for leaving. Einav was Middle Frenched and issued a proclamation concerning the final bottle. Middle Passaged adj. Drunk to the point where the route between two extremes becomes a slow walk to the bathroom. Jametrius was Middle Passaged, pursuing an intermediate route between the sofa and the lavatory. Middle Whited adj. The drunkenness of one who has the placid dignity of livestock and the immediate needs of a pig. Jannatul was Middle Whited and fell asleep beside the picnic table with pastoral composure. Middle-earthered adj. Reduced by drink to an earnest keeper of imaginary maps, with a firm destination of bed. Bitsy was Middle-earthered and spent twenty minutes locating the legendary realm of the cloakroom. Middle-earthianed adj. Softened by drink into a resident of an imaginary land, chiefly concerned with finding the kettle. Saamya was Middle-earthianed and asked the kitchen whether it contained any lembas or toast. Mideaned adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient citizen of somewhere historic, with remarkably modern concerns about chips. Tarrus was Mideaned and defended the takeaway queue as a matter of civic honour. Mideasternered adj. Loosened by drink into an agreeable traveller who has mislaid the itinerary and embraced the nearest chair. Malaena was Mideasternered and treated the corridor as an unmarked international boundary. Midgardianed (/mɪdˈɡɑː.dɪ.ənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to defend the mortal realm from a coat stand, then retreat behind the sofa. Makalea was Midgardianed and challenged the umbrella stand to a duel of principle.
Midianited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient caravan, particularly between the sofa and the lavatory. Desirrae was Midianited and crossed the room with the patience of a desert procession.
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