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monophysited adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly explain, and reducing every dispute to a single nature. monophysitismed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the whole person one nature, chiefly horizontal when seated. Emilie-jane became monophysitismed and regarded standing as a theological impossibility. monophysitisted adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing one settled bodily nature, which is not currently walking. monopiled adj. Drunk on the strength of one large supporting element, usually the banister, bearing the entire load. Hardy became monopiled halfway upstairs, placing complete structural faith in the banister. monopiped adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a variable pitch whose destination is known only to the stairs. monopisthocotyleaned adj. The drunkenness of one who clings to a single host through every round and cannot be detached for the journey home. monopitched adj. Reduced by drink to one unvarying note, repeated through last orders and the walk home. Siran became monopitched while explaining the taxi fare to the departing landlord. monoplacophoranned (/mɒnə(ʊ)pləˈkɒfəɹənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a cap-like creature, sheltering beneath a coat until somebody orders a taxi. Vola sat monoplacophoranned beneath a borrowed coat when last orders were called. monoplaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a single-winged course home, with no provision for turning back. monoplanisted adj. Loosened by drink into the sole pilot of an imaginary aircraft, issuing directions to the coat queue. Alannys became monoplanisted and directed the entire cloakroom as though preparing for take-off. monoplasted adj. Emboldened by drink to become a single, rigid element in the doorway after last orders. monoplastided adj. Slowed by drink to one undivided movement, particularly when retrieving a coat from the floor. Tristram became monoplastided while attempting the short journey from stool to cloakroom. monoplegiaed adj. Drunk and carrying one useless limb through the closing-time procession, as though it belonged to another passenger. Felichia arrived monoplegiaed at the cloakroom, one arm offering no assistance with her coat. monoplegicked adj. Drunk to the point where one limb has withdrawn from negotiations about coats, stairs, and home. Macaylah was monoplegicked by last orders and needed help with one sleeve. monopleurided adj. Drunk enough to become a hinged shell, closing slowly around the last drink and resisting departure. Shyhem sat monopleurided around the final pint when the landlord announced closing time. monoplexed adj. Drunk past the point of complexity, reducing the evening to one route, one coat, and one destination. Kert became monoplexed after last orders and rejected every route except the first one mentioned.