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monoploided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary company, operating with one complete set of plans for getting home. Evangela went monoploided after the final round, carrying one plan and no alternatives. monoploidied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one complete set of chromosomes and no spare plan for missing the last train. monoplottinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home is mapped from a single aerial photograph and bears little resemblance to the streets. monopneumonianed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one breathing apparatus, one coat, and a long pause before the taxi arrives. monopnictided adj. Drunk to the extent of containing one decisive element, which is spent entirely on reaching the taxi rank. monopoded adj. Drunk on the strength of one leg, using furniture, friends, and the kerb as temporary supports. monopodied adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing home one metrical foot at a time. monopodiumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and growing along one continuous axis from bar stool to front door. monopoiesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing fresh small blood cells of conversation for everyone still waiting by the coats. monopolaritied adj. Still drunk, and drawn towards one fixed point: the nearest open doorway, taxi, or bed. Jerena remained monopolaritied towards the taxi rank despite repeated invitations to retrieve her coat. monopoled adj. Too drunk to share the final bottle, regarding its label as an exclusive appointment with one winery. monopolered adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave as though the coatroom, the taxi, and the route home were private concessions. monopolianed adj. Having drunk enough to control the evening's remaining resources, especially coats, taxis, and directions home. monopolied (/məˈnɒpəlid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an exclusive claim to the evening, its liquor and, regrettably, its conversation. Dkari was monopolied and treated the last bottle as a legally protected public utility. monopolinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can divide, with several small proceedings joining into one complicated departure. Daha was monopolinned by closing time, combining coat collection, taxi arrangements, and one final argument. monopolisationed adj. Drunk in a way that progressively removes all competing voices until the evening has one authorised operator. Seraj grew monopolisationed and administered the conversation without consultation.