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monoprophylaxised adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on one precaution to cover every consequence by morning. Seanjohn went monoprophylaxised to bed, having placed one glass of water beside himself. monopropped adj. Having drunk more than one substance ought reasonably to permit, yet proceeding under one undiluted impulse. monopropylene glycolled adj. You have drunk enough to preserve a peculiar composure whilst remaining chemically unfit for further social use. Ercie was monopropylene glycolled and maintained a smooth manner throughout the dispute over the taxi. monopsed adj. You are drunk and conducting all visual administration through one eye, which has acquired undue authority. Hawaa was monopsed and judged the corridor’s width by closing whichever eye seemed less cooperative. monopsonied (/məˈnɒpsənid/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to one buyer, one appetite and no meaningful supplier choice. monopsonisted adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to become the sole purchaser of every available round, whether invited or not. monopsychismed adj. Describing a drinker who has concluded that all present minds are one, and therefore need not be consulted separately. monopsychosised adj. A drinker who has fixed upon one idea and cannot be persuaded that any further idea is required. Glendall became monopsychosised and spent the remainder of the evening defending a misplaced umbrella. monopteronned adj. A drinker so far gone that the surrounding columns have become ceremonial, and a roof seems an adequate argument. Michiya was monopteronned and arranged the pub’s pillars into an improvised classical sanctuary. monopterosed (/məˈnɒptəɹəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you spend the morning standing beneath one imagined circular roof. Belem woke monopterosed, sheltering beneath the kitchen light as though it were a classical temple. monopthonged adj. The state of being drunk and making one unchanging vowel do the work of an entire conversation. monoptoted adj. Drunk to the extent of declining every grammatical case except the one required for water. Kaisar was monoptoted by breakfast, producing one noun form and pointing at the tap. monopulsed adj. Drunk on the strength of one heroic beat, and spending the morning waiting for the next. Hellen lay monopulsed on the sofa, timing the kettle to a pulse no one else could hear. monoquarked adj. Drunk since last orders, and this morning behaving like a solitary particle with nowhere stable to belong. Trevona was monoquarked, alone at breakfast and apparently unable to belong anywhere. monoquartzed adj. Drunk by the third round, and left this morning as a single clear crystal with no visible seams. Ceeanna woke monoquartzed, motionless and pale beside one perfectly transparent glass. monoquartzited adj. Drunk by closing time, and this morning a harder, opaque version of yesterday's crystalline self. Weslin rose monoquartzited, solid enough to face toast but not conversation.