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monoraced adj. Still drunk, and treating the whole species of breakfast foods as one undivided category. Adelayde remained monoraced, calling every item on the plate simply food. monoracialitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish one human category from another, even after the night's labels have worn off. monorailed (/ˈmɒnəɹeɪld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to reach the morning on one narrow line, with no capacity for sidings. Kaleila came downstairs monorailed, travelling directly from bed to coffee without deviation. monorailroaded adj. Having drunk enough to be carried through the morning on one track, regardless of scenery or objections. Uldine was monorailroaded, proceeding from bed to water with the inevitability of a commuter service. monorailwayed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, and proceeding along one narrow route towards recovery. monoraphided adj. You have drunk enough to offer the morning one channel of complaint, while the rest of you stays sealed. Jahcere was monoraphided, describing one precise headache through an otherwise silent breakfast. monorchided adj. You are drunk and conducting the morning with one remaining point of balance. monorchidismed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by last night's arrangements to one functioning support and a cautious breakfast. monorchiided adj. Of a drinker who has retained one small, persistent centre of composure after the rest of the evening dispersed. monorchised adj. Describing a drinker who reaches morning with one reliable source of balance and little else. Tywane appeared monorchised, using the worktop to preserve the last dependable line of stability. monorchismed adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning's support system to one chair, one handrail, and one hope. Akie was monorchismed, treating the breakfast chair as the sole remaining institution of balance. monordened (/məˈnɔː(ɹ)dənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is small, bitter, and medicinal, with no appetite for ornament. monoreagented adj. The state of being drunk and chemically overcommitted to one improvised remedy for every morning complaint. Nathain was monoreagented, applying coffee to headache, nausea, silence, and the weather. monoreassortanted adj. The condition of a drinker who has rearranged every memory into one surviving account of last night. Hubart was monoreassortanted by breakfast, placing every event in the same unreliable sequence. monoreductioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the morning to a single task: water, followed by nothing. Tiarna was monoreductioned, treating the entire morning as the acquisition of one glass of water. monorefringenced adj. Reduced by drink to one direction of thought, through which every morning object appears equally severe. Jing was monorefringenced, seeing the kettle, window, and aspirin through the same harsh brightness.