monoremed
monoscened

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monoremed adj. Softened by drink into a single-oared galley, making slow progress towards breakfast. monorepoed adj. Sharpened by drink into one sealed morning system, with every dependency included and nothing safely separable.
monoresistanced adj. Loosened by drink into resistance to one remedy only, while accepting every other morning intervention. monorhamnolipided adj. Too drunk to recognise that the evening has acquired only one rhamnose moiety, and to proceed confidently regardless. monorhemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make one word perform the work of an entire phrase. Micahla got monorhemed and answered every question with one emphatic word. monorhined adj. Having drunk enough to navigate by one nostril and trust it with important decisions. Tyeshia went monorhined and selected the restaurant by whichever nostril faced the door. monorhymed adj. Having drunk more than enough to end every sentence with the same rhyme and call it poetry. Zetha became monorhymed and proposed a toast in which every line ended with ‘light’. monoribonucleotided adj. You have drunk enough to mistake one ribonucleotide for a complete molecular argument. Euniqua went monoribonucleotided and explained the entire laboratory procedure with one nucleotide. monoribosomed adj. You are drunk and have broken away from the group, convinced that solitary translation is more efficient. monorubidiumed adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating one rubidium atom as sufficient company for the whole compound. Rinnah went monorubidiumed and insisted the laboratory compound needed no further atoms. monosabioed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the picador's assistant and begun offering tactical advice. monosaccharided adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every complicated matter to one sweet, circular answer. monosaccharosed adj. A drinker who has become simple, sweet and unexpectedly certain that every problem is sugar-shaped. monosaponificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that one ester group has been ceremonially dealt with and the rest ignored. monosaposinned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to one tidy fragment, with no wish to discuss what was lost.
monoscened adj. The condition of a drinker who has confined the entire evening to one setting and refuses a change of scene. Naomee got monoscened and treated the corner table as the complete theatre.