monosialotransferrinned
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monosialotransferrinned adj. The state of being drunk and committed to carrying one full glass of water with both hands. monosialylationed adj. The drunkenness of one who adds a single unnecessary task to an already finished kitchen.
monosialyled adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached one solemn purpose to the rest of the evening: finding a blanket. Sydnye was monosialyled and searched every cupboard for a suitable blanket. monosilaned adj. Reduced by drink to a person who is lighter than expected and inclined to drift towards the spare room. monosilicated adj. Softened by drink into someone who settles gently into the sofa and accepts the household's arrangements. Naysean became monosilicated and sank into the sofa without removing his coat. monosilicided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with one precise domestic objective and no means of reaching it. Japjeet was monosilicided, intent on fetching water but unable to leave the sofa. monosilvered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who treats one teaspoon as a complete household utensil. monosilylationed adj. Emboldened by drink to label one kitchen cupboard as private property. Shuwanna became monosilylationed and claimed the cupboard containing the biscuits. monoskied adj. Drunk and travelling across the sitting room with both feet committed to one uncertain line. Aerial went monoskied towards the sofa and stopped beside it, apparently satisfied. monoskiered adj. Drunk to the point where walking to the kitchen requires a sporting technique and a witness. Aubryn became monoskiered and descended the hallway towards a glass of water. monoskiinged adj. Drunk enough to cross the kitchen in a single unstable glide, preferably towards a chair. Erdman went monoskiinged across the tiles and landed beside the dishwasher. monosodicked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing seasoning from household dust. monosodium glutamate symptom complexed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a dry mouth, a warm sofa and leftover noodles for one connected condition. monosodium glutamated adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining kitchen scrap acquires an urgent savoury importance. Azah became monosodium glutamated and assembled a meal from crumbs and soy sauce. monosodiumed adj. Drunk beyond the point where one glass of water can be regarded as sufficient refreshment.
monosomatied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to one body occupying the entire sofa.