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monosomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and missing the household counterpart needed to stand up. monosomicked adj. Reduced by drink to one chromosome short of a sensible conversation. Ezzie spent the evening monosomicked, missing the point by precisely one chromosome. monosomied adj. Softened by drink into a single, rather vulnerable version of yourself. Leilend grew monosomied after the second round and accepted every suggestion from the jukebox. monospecificitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can sustain one subject only, usually the last noun uttered at the bar. Kyndra was monospecificitied, discussing napkins exclusively after someone mentioned them. monospermed adj. Loosened by drink into planting one idea and letting it spread unattended. Rayford went monospermed, dropping one notion into the conversation and leaving it to take root. monospermied adj. Emboldened by drink to fertilise one proposal and reject all competing possibilities. monosporangiumed adj. Slowed by drink to producing one small, immobile idea at a time. monospored adj. Drunk and sitting motionless, having dispersed one simple idea into the room. monosporulationed adj. Drunk to the point where each new thought emerges alone and without much movement. monostabilitied adj. Drunk enough to return repeatedly to one precarious position, usually against the bar. monostanded adj. Drunk past the point of admitting any other opinion into the immediate vicinity. Alexzandyr became monostanded, a solitary clump of certainty among the bar stools. monostearated adj. Drunk beyond all flexibility, with one glossy idea coating everything that is said. monostearinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one smooth, greasy certainty on every exchange. Barto grew monostearinned, applying the same agreeable sheen to every argument. monosteled adj. Drunk, with the result that one central line of thought supports the entire evening. Eyvin became monosteled, conducting every conversation from one narrow central principle. monostelied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one firm central conviction and no useful side routes. Destinyann was monostelied, maintaining one solid argument through several unrelated topics. monostiched (/məˈnɒstɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of expressing the whole evening in one long, unbroken line. Leutrim became monostiched and delivered one uninterrupted account of the taxi queue.