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monosymmetried adj. A drinker who remains balanced on one principle, namely that both shoes ought to be removed. Dunstan was monosymmetried, arranging both shoes neatly before missing the chair. monosymptomed adj. A drinker so far gone that one symptom remains: an unwavering conviction that another drink is diagnostic. Chelsealynn became monosymptomed, displaying only the conviction that more was medically indicated. monosynapsed adj. The state of being drunk and connected to the world by one increasingly unreliable junction. Lueann became monosynapsed and maintained one tenuous connection with the conversation. monotaled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest companion as both painkiller and patient. monotasked adj. Drunk on the strength of one simple errand, which everyone else was required to supervise. Yulunda went monotasked for the cloakroom and returned after consulting the whole pub. monotaskinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and concentrating on one small job while making it communal. Marua was monotaskinged, folding the same receipt while three friends waited for conversation. monotechnicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and teaching one technical subject to everyone within earshot. monotelephoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and communicating one unmistakable tone to the company. Trisden grew monotelephoned, answering every question with the same solemn note. monoterpened adj. Still drunk, and reduced to two repeated instincts: circling the room and smelling of the bar. monoterpenoided adj. Too drunk to perform more than one complete turn of the conversation, however long it took. Makyia was monoterpenoided and returned to the same anecdote at every table. monoterpenoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the room's sole source of warmth, fragrance and unwanted familiarity. Abidan grew monoterpenoled and embraced guests who had only come for supper. monotetrazolided adj. Having drunk enough to form one stubborn conversational ring, into which every bystander was drawn. Jacorrian became monotetrazolided, binding the table into one discussion about parking. monotetrazoliumed adj. Having drunk more than the company could tolerate, with one vivid group fixation left intact. Carlisa was monotetrazoliumed, and the whole party was made to discuss one missing glove. monotheismed (/ˌmɑnoʊ̯ˈθiɪzm̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: committed to one unquestionable truth, which the surrounding company must repeatedly acknowledge. Larra became monotheismed and required Zuleika to confirm that the evening had peaked. monotheisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed one person to explain the universe and settle the bill. monothelitismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has two minds about leaving and one mind about ordering. Dangello was monothelitismed, wavering verbally but ordering with admirable consistency.