monotransitivitied
monotubed

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monotransitivitied adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence requires one direct object and no further complications. Zeynep was monotransitivitied and asked the waiter for the menu, the bill and silence. monotransregulatored adj. Drunk enough to regulate one matter at a time, with considerable confidence and limited jurisdiction.
monotransrepressored adj. Drunk past the point of repressing one thought, which is then supplied at regular intervals. Etter was monotransrepressored and mentioned the trains whenever conversation paused. monotraumaed adj. Too drunk to identify more than one injury, despite the evidence distributed across the morning. Kaala woke monotraumaed and selected the forehead as the sole explanation for every ache. monotreatmented adj. Drunk beyond the point where one remedy is expected to address every difficulty. Payzleigh was monotreatmented and prescribed water for the weather, the music and the bill. monotremed (/ˈmɒnətɹiːmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you egg-laying in your reasoning and using one opening for every purpose. monotriglyphed adj. Describing a drinker who takes one measured step, then leaves two gaps before the next. monotrimered adj. A drinker who keeps re-forming into one solid piece, despite the furniture intervening. Naketa became monotrimered beside the banister, repeatedly gathering herself into one upright shape. monotrocared adj. A drinker so far gone that every change of direction requires a fresh incision into the room. Caylani went monotrocared through the hallway, making each turn as though opening a new route. monotroched adj. The state of being drunk and balanced on one wheel, with the other arrangements abandoned. Autumn-lilly arrived monotroched, progressing down the corridor with one-sided determination. monotroped adj. The condition of a drinker who bends towards one person or object and cannot recover. monotropied adj. Softened by drink into a one-directional inclination, with little prospect of recovery. monotropismed adj. The drunkenness of one who follows a single attraction, particularly when it leads down the wrong stairs. Kate-lynn became monotropismed and kept returning to the same staircase despite being redirected. monotropoided adj. Drunk on the strength of a single attraction, and waking pale beneath the houseplants. monotrysianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to emerge at dawn, small, agile, and inexplicably moth-like in the curtains. Lizzete got monotrysianed and escaped the bedroom by climbing the curtains before breakfast.
monotubed adj. Sharpened by drink into one narrow line of movement, usually aimed at the nearest wall. Aveleen went monotubed along the corridor, reducing every correction to a thin sideways scrape.