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MF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently contemptuous of the kitchen to leave the washing-up for morning. Thedosia was MF'd by closing time and abandoned the plates beside the sink. MFA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns interruptions, stains, and abandoned speeches into an artistic programme. Choya got MFA'd and presented the spilled lager as an installation to the landlord. MFC'd adj. Drunk in a way that generates a small current from repeated kitchen interactions. Rosaleah was MFC'd, producing enough activity to open cupboards but not enough to find the water. MFCC'd adj. Having drunk enough to assign every utterance a spectral fingerprint, with admirable and misplaced confidence. Georgie-lee got MFCC'd and classified the landlord's cough by frequency. MFCE'd adj. Having drunk more than the body's functional capacity can evaluate, particularly on stairs. Abdulwadud was MFCE'd and required a practical assessment before approaching the landing. MFD'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to accept cupping as a sensible remedy for the sofa. Ramiele was MFD'd and placed an upturned tumbler against his forehead. MFDS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a deficiency of fields, directions and any useful sense of home. Deliany was MFDS'd after the final round and asked the barman which way was outside. MFH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue the last member of the party through several coats and one wrong doorway. Srinithya went MFH'd and led the group after a departing stranger in a similar scarf. MFI'd adj. Having drunk enough to inject fuel into several ports at once, with uneven results. Westlyn got MFI'd and supplied each part of the conversation with a separate burst of enthusiasm. MFL'd adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance becomes a modern foreign language, including the request for another round. Khaleah got MFL'd and addressed the barman in three languages, none of them applicable. MFLS'd adj. You are drunk and treating the room's softest furnishings as a medical support service. Carmin was MFLS'd by midnight, leaning on three cushions and alarming Okeema with the diagnosis. MFM'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor uncertainty feel like a high-risk pregnancy requiring a specialist. Madolyn got MFM'd and referred the wobbling lampshade to a consultant. MFN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion receives precisely the same preferential treatment. Pedrum went MFN'd and bought identical drinks for everyone, including a coat on the chair. MFP'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing printing, scanning and photocopying from ordinary conversation. Tkia got MFP'd and attempted to photocopy Edward-james's recollection of the evening. MFPR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can reduce a crowded sofa to one occupant. Honoria got MFPR'd and removed every cushion except the one beneath her. MFR'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns casual remarks into internal records, circulated among unwilling colleagues. Quint got MFR'd and began recording every promise made near the fruit bowl.