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Mijikendaed adj. Drunk to the point where the whole party must accommodate several simultaneous versions of the same request. Nevia became Mijikendaed and asked the organisers for nine separate confirmations of departure. Mikadoed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself emperor of the household and issued water-related decrees. Sidonia got Mikadoed and commanded that the glass of water be presented on a saucer. Mikadoismed adj. Drunk enough to treat one absent authority as divine and everyone present as a minor official. Elhan was Mikadoismed, awaiting permission from the landlord before accepting another drink. Mike boated adj. Drunk beyond the point where the gathering can proceed without organising a small amphibious evacuation. Leman was Mike boated, and the hosts formed a landing party to recover him from the garden. Miked (/[mɐɪʔk]d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fellow guest from a general obligation to be helpful. Amillion was Miked, carrying strangers' coats and offering labour nobody had requested. Mikired adj. Drunk in a way that divides the company into several reluctant crews, each assigned the same supervision. Leanette became Mikired, prompting every friend to take charge at once and achieve nothing. Mikmaked adj. Too drunk to maintain a settled spelling of the morning's intentions, let alone carry them out. Kelsye was Mikmaked after breakfast, revising the shopping list each time she reached the next item. Mikmaqed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the morning's simplest tasks as an unfamiliar system requiring patient interpretation. Dimitrius was Mikmaqed by nine, studying the toaster as though it contained procedural instructions. Mikoyan cutleted adj. Drunk, with the result that every social difficulty is flattened into a single, manageable proposition. Amose went Mikoyan cutleted and reduced the seating dispute to one broad solution nobody endorsed. Mikulicz diseased adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves companions monitoring the face, the water glass and the next symptom. Adeeba was Mikulicz diseased, while her friends quietly inventoried the contents of the first-aid cupboard. MilSimed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the room into opposing forces and recruiting unwilling civilians. Daimyan was MilSimed, assigning the coat stand to one side and the bar staff to another. Milan cabbaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually acquiring the dense, layered stillness of someone everyone has agreed to carry. Dalesia was Milan cabbaged, remaining motionless while the group negotiated the safest chair. Milanaued adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a second, equally unhelpful sense of direction. Alaurah got Milanaued and asked the coat stand which way home lay. Milanered (/ˈmɪlɪnəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the company to preserve a dignified account of the evening. Ofek was Milanered, so his friends carefully edited each retelling before sending him home. Milanese chanted adj. Still drunk, and repeating the same solemn refrain until the entire gathering knows it by heart. Jiromi was Milanese chanted, returning to the question of one missing umbrella every few minutes. Milanesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still expecting the remaining company to regard departure as a negotiable matter. Soham was Milanesed, holding the doorway while everyone else attempted to finish the evening.