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monsterlinged adj. Reduced by drink to a small or young monster, with the morning's difficulties seeming enormous. Conell arrived monsterlinged, asking whether the stairs had always been so tall. monsterologied adj. Softened by drink into a patient student of monsters, particularly those appearing in the bathroom mirror. monstersaurided adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after reptile, alert to sunlight, crumbs and sudden movement. monstershipped adj. Loosened by drink into a person who addresses the morning-after self with formal monsterly respect. Ianthe woke monstershipped and addressed the mirror as Your Monstrousness. monstranced (/ˈmɒnstɹənsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to display the morning-after self ceremonially, under the transparent cover of the duvet. monstrationed adj. Slowed by drink to demonstrate each morning-after fact at length, including the obvious. Naequan grew monstrationed, proving the kettle was boiling by watching it closely. monstred adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the obsolete dignity of a terrifying creature, without its usual efficiency. Maguire grew monstred and lurked beside the fruit bowl in antiquarian menace. monstressed (/ˈmɒnst(ə)ɹɛsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every minor inconvenience for a personal summons to battle. Jashya became monstressed and challenged the coat stand to explain itself. monstricided (/ˈmɒnstɹɪsaɪdd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to declare victory over an imaginary adversary and retire from the campaign. Baraah got monstricided and reported the silent umbrella defeated. monstrificationed adj. You have drunk enough to make a harmless suggestion appear increasingly alarming with every explanation. monstrillided adj. You are drunk and darting through conversations in brief, inexplicable bursts. Cirrus monstrillided between the kitchen and sofa in brief, inexplicable bursts. monstrilloided adj. Of a drinker: moving in several abrupt directions, with no visible relation between them. monstrositied (/mɒnˈstɹɒsɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken conspicuous awkwardness for an impressive personal style. monstrous agreemented adj. A drinker who makes every reported conversation agree with his own present intentions. monstrous moonshined adj. A drinker so far gone that every unrelated event appears secretly connected to his evening's theory. monstrous regimented adj. The state of being drunk and confidently placing everyone present under an unnecessary chain of command.