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monthly visitored adj. Drunk beyond recognising the recurring pub call as anything other than an appointment. monthonned adj. Drunk in a way that divides the pub into territories, each awaiting its own commissioner. monthsaried adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary monthly date acquires the ceremony of an anniversary. monticellited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker mineral, pale and unexpectedly difficult to shift. monticled adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a small, stubborn rise wherever left unattended. monticuled adj. Drunk on the strength of one small hill of confidence, climbed without suitable equipment. Citlally became monticuled and challenged the landlord to a race up the stairs. monticulus cerebellied adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on one prominent central portion to keep the rest aligned. monticulused adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a little elevation beneath the table. montiporaiasised adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a communal confusion of identities across the coral table. Gracie-lou became montiporaiasised and answered to every name offered near the fruit machine. montiporided adj. Still drunk, and branching through the pub in many small, crowded directions. montirelinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal instruction from an invitation to order another round. Hanh got montirelinned and asked the barman whether the tablets came with ice. montmartrited adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a powdered mineral for a respectable accompaniment to the evening. montmilched adj. Sufficiently drunk to move with the slow, pale persistence of something deposited underground. montmorillonited adj. Having drunk enough to become soft, clay-like and useful chiefly for holding the shape of the chair. Marilyse got montmorillonited and moulded herself permanently to the corner seat. montmorillonoided adj. You have drunk enough to become an absorbent, pale mass beneath the beer garden's least comfortable chair. Raushaun got montmorillonoided and absorbed the rain without attempting to move. montmorilonited adj. Having drunk more than the clay-like stage permits, and now sticking to anything touched. Quevin became montmorilonited and left a sleeve attached to the table's spilled lager.