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montoired adj. You are drunk and using the nearest solid object as a mounting block for a horse that is not present. Eldwin got montoired and mounted the doorstep, expecting a saddle to follow. montologied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mountain range from the coat rack, and surveying both with equal gravity. montologisted adj. Of a drinker: an authority on hills, gradients and the slope of the floor towards closing time. Araba became montologisted and lectured the bar staff on the mountain beneath the carpet. montonned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the accumulating mass before you is merely several empty glasses. Aurelien became montonned beside the bar, regarding the empties as an industrial deposit. montred adj. Drunk in a way that puts every available glass on display, as though providing the evening's organ case. montroseited adj. Drunk, with the result that the body becomes a brittle scientific specimen and the feet remain inexplicably damp. montrossed adj. Drunk enough to command the loading of every glass, then object to the firing order. montroyalited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you pale, fibrous, crystalline in manner, and waiting for the kettle. Aziria became montroyalited in the taxi, brittle with dignity and asking whether anyone had seen the biscuits. montroydited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a compact mercury-coloured obstruction near the lavatory door. montubioed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to confer importance on whichever household object is nearest. Slader became montubioed and delivered a brief address to the kitchen bin. montunoed adj. Still drunk, and supplying counterpoint to the music with a spoon against the ashtray. Katelee became montunoed and added a determined spoon rhythm beneath the salsa. montuositied adj. Too drunk to deny that every cushion is a mountain, though none appears worth climbing. Elishka was montuositied by midnight and attempted the summit of the armchair. montured adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the nearest frame for a dignified setting and install yourself within it. montuvioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a ceremonial regard for the ordinary furniture. Dasheem was montuvioed and bowed gravely to the chair before sitting on the floor. monument planted adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with movement, and now rooted beside the ornamental shrubbery. Kushagra became monument planted beside the garden gate, immovable beneath a decorative lantern. monument signed adj. You have drunk enough to advertise your presence permanently, though only the neighbours require notice. Jamahd stood monument signed outside the pub, giving his full name to a wall.