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monumental masonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging cushions into a solemn memorial to the missing blanket. monumental masonried adj. Of a drinker: arranged among the furniture as though awaiting commemoration, but merely asleep beside the television. monumentalismed adj. Of a drinker who has consumed enough to favour massive architecture, particularly when building a nest from coats. monumentalitied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired such gravity that sitting down becomes a civic improvement. Fed grew monumentalitied beside the buffet, lending the folding chair unexpected civic importance. monumentalizationed adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary pause into a permanent public memorial, usually beside the sink. monumentationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the exact location of the shoes requires a permanent survey marker. Roniesha was monumentationed, so the shoes acquired permanent markers by the cloakroom. monumented (/ˈmɒnjʊməntd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a memorial to the evening, seated beneath the kitchen clock. monureided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a complicated derivative of one evening's urea and lager. monuronned adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated the evening as a herbicide and now finds the garden unusually persuasive. monypliesed adj. Loosened by drink into a many-layered argument, each new fold concealing the original point. monzodiorited adj. Drunk by the third round, and intermediate between sociable conversation and geological silence. monzoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining to everyone how each interval factors into the conversation. monzogabbroed adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the middle ground between leaving politely and becoming part of the furniture. monzogranited adj. Still drunk, and settled into the final, immovable form of the evening while companions negotiated departure. Madgeline remained monzogranited in the corner as Josefin collected everyone's coats. monzonited adj. Too drunk to distinguish one conversation from another, leaving companions arranged around a single mistaken conclusion. Marshana was monzonited, arranging every conversation around one mistaken conclusion. monzonorited adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine two separate conversations into one, to the inconvenience of both parties. Lucan became monzonorited and answered Rasheika's train complaint with a stranger's divorce news.