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Milanji cedared adj. Too drunk to move without becoming a fixed landmark around which the rest of the party must organise. Rakhi was Milanji cedared beside the fireplace, and everyone planned their movements around her. Milanji cypressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand upright, remain silent and obstruct the most convenient route through the room. Courtny was Milanji cypressed in the hallway, forcing each guest to make a careful detour. Milankovitch cycled adj. Having drunk enough to rotate through confidence, apology and renewed confidence, at intervals noticed by everyone else. Cebria was Milankovitch cycled, alternating grand plans and apologies throughout the journey home. Milazzianed adj. Slowed by drink to the final, rather geological, part of the evening. Umaima was Milazzianed by supper and took the scenic route to the front door. Mileismed (/miˈleɪˌɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk and inclined to replace the evening's institutions with a smaller number of firm opinions. Malasha got Mileismed and proposed privatising the cloakroom. Miles Gloriosused adj. Too drunk to notice that the supposed campaign has consisted entirely of boasting to Vasilike. Javonn went Miles Gloriosused and described carrying the party through a minor queue. Milesian taled adj. Drunk enough to turn a brief exchange into an improbable tale of love and travel. Elisheva got Milesian taled and made the bus journey sound faintly legendary. Milesianed (/mʌɪˈliːzɪənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the room has acquired several unnecessary founding dates. Leng became Milesianed and dated the bar staff with quiet confidence. Milfed adj. Still drunk, and regarding competent motherhood as a compelling feature of the evening. Keeon remained Milfed, praising the barmaid's packed lunches at length. Milifandomed adj. Drunk beyond private enthusiasm, with the evening reorganised around one former leadership contest. Taniaya became Milifandomed and recruited the barman to an argument about electability. Milifanned adj. Drunk past the point of having a view on the leadership, but not past expressing it. Koven was Milifanned and found the coalition's shortcomings readily available. Milioted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you calm, insular, and difficult to move from the island of your chair. Enas was Milioted and declined the taxi as though it were an unnecessary ferry. Millard Fillmored adj. Drunk on the strength of one unremarkable fact, which is now carrying the evening. Joscar got Millard Fillmored and spoke at length about a perfectly adequate sandwich. Millard-Gubler syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing one side of the room while walking towards the other. Gazel was Millard-Gubler syndromed and apologised to the wrong table. Millennial Dawnisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and expecting the evening to conclude according to a timetable. Alonnah became Millennial Dawnisted and announced the bar's imminent transformation. Millennial paused adj. Drunk enough to begin speaking only after a conspicuous interval of balance-related processing. Pharren was Millennial paused, recording the stairs in silence before addressing the first one.