moon-manned
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moon-manned adj. Describing a drinker who has become an alien native of the premises, with no recognised route home. moon-mooned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water seem to have a smaller glass of its own. Donae became moon-mooned and placed a small cup beside the water as its companion.
moon-pooled adj. You have drunk enough to look for a hatch beneath the pavement before beginning the journey home. moon-quaked adj. Still drunk, and causing a small domestic tremor whenever you attempt to set down the water. Nielah was moon-quaked, making the water tremble across the kitchen table. moon-rised adj. Drunk past the point of rising smoothly, appearing to come up over the bar in stages. Aunyae moon-rised over the bar in stages, rising less smoothly than the landlord. moon-setted adj. Sufficiently drunk to sink below conversation and settle somewhere cooler than the bar. moon-shined adj. Having drunk more than the night can reflect, and now giving off a pale, unreliable sort of cheer. Bailey-joe went moon-shined and smiled at the empty optics as though they were illuminated. moon-shotted adj. Drunk to a degree that a modest departure from the pub is reported as an expedition. Dalphus got moon-shotted and announced his departure as a major national undertaking. moon-sickled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening reduced to one thin, wavering sliver. moon-speaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in a language the table has not elected to learn. Arshida got moon-speaked and explained the menu to a coat in careful syllables. moonacked adj. A drinker who retreats into a burrow at the first serious suggestion of responsibility. Sergio moonacked beneath the table when responsibility was mentioned. moonauled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining inconspicuous, with every gathering treated as an exhibition. moonballed adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at conversation is lobbed high and returns with spin. moonbased adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a fortified outpost from which to observe the evening. moonbated (/ˈmuːnˌbætd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a left-wing programme chiefly concerning the redistribution of crisps.
moonbathed adj. Reduced by drink to sitting in available light as though nocturnal exposure constituted an activity.