moonflasked
mooninessed

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moonflasked (/ˈmuːnflæskd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a flat, circular vessel, still confidently offered for filling. moonflighted adj. Softened by drink into believing the next pub is a destination requiring mission control. Domonigue went moonflighted and gave the taxi driver a launch countdown.
moonflowered (/ˈmuːnflaʊəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into opening at night, flourishing theatrically whenever nobody requested it. Aleycia became moonflowered and delivered a speech beside the closed garden centre. moonfulled adj. Loosened by drink into believing the available quantity is sufficient to fill anything. moong beaned adj. Drunk enough to mistake a modest seed for the beginning of a substantial undertaking. moongaed adj. Softened by drink into a fine, tensile strand that stretches from one pub story to the next. Ashwaq went moongaed after the second round, spinning delicate stories across the whole table. moongated adj. Emboldened by drink to pass through any circular opening, whether architectural or conversational. moongazered adj. Slowed by drink to observe distant objects with professional certainty and no useful equipment. Nonda became moongazered and identified a ceiling stain as a new constellation. moongazinged adj. Drunk and watching the sky for guidance, despite having misplaced the immediate destination. moonged (/mʊŋd/) adj. Drunk and sprouting explanations before anyone has requested them. Makena got moonged and described the virtues of bean sprouts to the taxi driver. moongladed adj. Drunk to the point where a puddle supplies a shining route and an excuse to follow it. Jeovan became moongladed and crossed the car park by reflections rather than paving. moonglowed adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary light as personal encouragement to continue. moonhooded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between being a celestial body and merely standing in its light. mooniased adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a person's appearance is not a reasonable basis for a theory. moonied adj. Drunk in a way that makes a tiny bird seem qualified to supervise the evening. Rubystine went moonied and asked the goldcrest to approve her route home.
mooninessed adj. Drunk, with the result that vague feelings acquire the status of a navigational instrument. Daood became mooninessed and chose the pub exit according to an unexamined feeling.