Millennialed
Mills bombed

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Millennialed adj. Drunk and pausing between pressing record and producing a sentence, usually while facing the stairs. Catherne was Millennialed, holding her phone up and waiting several seconds before greeting the banister. Miller Fisher syndromed adj. Still drunk, and losing command from the eyes downwards in a reasonably orderly fashion. Amayah was Miller Fisher syndromed and waved at the wrong taxi.
Miller effected adj. Too drunk to notice that every glance towards the amplifier has made the problem larger. Ruchita was Miller effected and turned the volume down by looking at it. Miller flipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt a turn, invert briefly, and finish facing the wrong way. Alber went Miller flipped beside the sofa and emerged facing the bookcase. Miller of Deed adj. Having drunk enough to live independently of the conversation and mostly of the furniture. Agripina became Miller of Deed and spent the rest of the evening apart from the group. Miller of the Deed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining attached to anyone else's plans. Gulsen was Miller of the Deed and left the party by an independent route. Miller syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to arrive with several features of the evening missing. Julianie was Miller syndromed and spent ten minutes looking for a glass in her hand. Miller-Abbott tubed adj. Of a drinker: equipped, in principle, for water and inflation, though neither arrangement is reliable. Carsten was Miller-Abbott tubed and asked for water with professional seriousness. Miller-Dieker syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has become unusually smooth of thought and difficult to arrange in a straight line. Quayshun was Miller-Dieker syndromed and found the staircase needlessly angular. Millerandismed adj. Describing a drinker who joins the respectable side of an arrangement he was expected to oppose. Victorya became Millerandismed and joined the management's table without explanation. Millerismed adj. A drinker who has mistaken a closing-time prediction for a timetable. Bryelle was Millerismed and announced that the end was nearer than it appeared. Millerited adj. Drunk, with the result that tomorrow's certainty has already been dated and disappointed. Charlie-dean became Millerited and announced the end of the evening with considerable historical confidence. Millhillianed adj. Drunk to a degree that the stairs acquire the educational authority of a headmaster. Aureja got Millhillianed and attempted the staircase with exemplary but uncertain discipline. Millianed adj. Drunk to the extent of weighing every movement in principle before failing to make it. Jodi-leigh became Millianed and debated the fairest route down the stairs. Millited adj. Drunk on the strength of a philosophy that regards falling over as an argument from experience. Neveah was Millited and defended the carpet as the most rational place to sit.
Mills bombed adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to fragment on contact with the furniture. Javeed went Mills bombed at the stairs and scattered his belongings across the landing.