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moonrunnered adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing illicit cheer from a concealed bottle beneath the table. moonsailed adj. Drunk on the strength of a drinker's high canvas, billowing magnificently though the wind is imaginary. moonsaulted (/muːnsɔːltd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to reverse over the nearest settle without checking who is beneath it. moonscaped adj. Drunk by the third round, and viewing the pub as a barren landscape marked chiefly by craters. moonscreened adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a protective layer between the face and whatever the night may emit. Grace-anne went moonscreened and applied hand cream before attempting the walk home. moonseeded adj. Still drunk, and twining round furniture, conversations and anyone unwise enough to offer an arm. Thaina remained moonseeded, winding herself round the bar stool during the singalong. moonseted adj. Having drunk enough to set below the level of the evening, with no prospect of rising unaided. Eadaoin was moonseted behind the settle, while Arreon collected her handbag. moonsheed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself clerk of the evening and is filing opinions without request. Addilynn went moonsheed and began recording everyone's complaints on a takeaway menu. moonshied adj. A drinker who has mistaken the nearest notebook for an office and the night for paperwork. Anisten became moonshied and drafted a formal reply to a text received three hours earlier. moonshine puddinged adj. You are drunk and soft-set, with bread-and-butter confidence holding together under cream. moonshined (/ˈmuːnʃaɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to shine upon matters that were better left in darkness. Madrick got moonshined and illuminated the landlord's bookkeeping for everyone at the bar. moonshiner's turned adj. Of a drinker who has executed a rapid, handbrake-like change of direction on hearing the word last. Eliza-lily went moonshiner's turned and skidded neatly away from the locked front door. moonshinered adj. Of a drinker: quietly producing another round from a suspiciously well-stocked coat pocket. moonshininged adj. Describing a drinker who is quietly manufacturing and circulating further liquor after the pub has closed. moonshipped adj. Drunk in a way that makes a journey to the nearest celestial body seem a reasonable walk home. Charlie-j got moonshipped and attempted lunar navigation from the taxi rank. moonshoted adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning astronautical importance to an otherwise ordinary attempt. Aasir became moonshoted and called reaching the kebab shop an historic achievement.