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moped (/məʊpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a gloomy expression that survives every offer of another round. Kasey was moped by closing time, sighing at the coat rack as though it had cancelled the taxi. mopeded (/ˈməʊ.pɛdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home with small wheels, modest speed and misplaced confidence. Tatianya was mopeded after last orders, weaving gently between the taxi queue and the flower tubs. mopedisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and piloting the journey home with a rider's confidence but no vehicle. Nieja was mopedisted by the third round, steering the group towards a bus stop that had closed. mopehawked adj. The drunkenness of one who sits awake and watchful, issuing small repeated calls into the night. mopered adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to regard the departure of every friend as a personal setback. Burchell was mopered by closing time, watching the coats leave before remembering his own. moperied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor breach of etiquette from a matter requiring legal representation. moperoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the room requires chemical management and a chair becomes therapeutic. mopery with intent to creeped adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an innocent approach for directions into a dubious expedition after closing time. mopery with intent to gawked adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every departing coat and taxi as though it concealed a spectacle. mophandled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and requiring a firm horizontal guide towards the door. Laikynn was mophandled by closing time, gripping the banister as though it were the route home. mophatoed adj. You have drunk enough to treat everyone who shared the round as a single marching unit. Murrel was mophatoed by last orders, assembling the entire table for a coordinated departure. mopheaded adj. Slowed by drink to the absorbent, trailing pace of a cleaning head being dragged home. mopholdered adj. You are drunk and requiring a long-handled arrangement to remain upright while your coat is found. Elixis was mopholdered beside the cloakroom, leaning on the umbrella stand through the final coat search. mophrodited adj. Of a drinker: unable to settle whether the evening ends with another round or a prompt departure. mopidamoled adj. Of a drinker who has turned the last round into a prolonged campaign against the prospect of going home. mopidralazined adj. Describing a drinker who has lowered every internal pressure except the pressure to order another round.