moral high grounded
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moral high grounded (/ˌmɔɹəl ˈhaɪ ɡɹaʊndd/) adj. Drunk enough to occupy the ethically superior position from which the morning's mess can be surveyed. Cammie was moral high grounded, criticising the spilled cereal from the safety of the sofa. moral imperatived adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a personal breakfast preference from an obligation of conscience. Judah was moral imperatived, insisting that the last rasher be eaten for reasons of principle.
moral injuried adj. Of a drinker: convinced that ordering another round has injured the conscience of everyone who objected. Careli got moral injuried and apologised to the barmaid for the table's insufficient commitment to charity. moral low grounded (/ˌmɔɹəl ˈloʊ ɡɹaʊndd/) adj. Of a drinker who has decided that taking the last sausage is ethically superior to sharing it. moral minimumed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced decency to returning the glass, provided it is still partly full. Kerynn became moral minimumed and declared that putting the empty bottles together constituted civic duty. moral nihilismed adj. A drinker who has concluded that right and wrong are fictitious, particularly where taxis and receipts are concerned. moral objectivismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disputed choice, including the playlist, has one objectively correct answer. moral obligationed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding every unattended glass as a duty owed to the room. Adrieanne became moral obligationed and accepted three unfinished drinks in the interests of responsible stewardship. moral of the storied adj. The condition of a drinker who has extracted an ethical lesson from every event, including the loss of a coat. Izzabela got moral of the storied and explained that the missing coat taught everyone about trust. moral ordered adj. The drunkenness of one who has rearranged the room's unwritten rules and expects immediate compliance. moral panicked adj. Reduced by drink to suspecting that a harmless group conversation is the beginning of societal collapse. Sidonie got moral panicked and reported the quiet corner table as an organised threat to standards. moral philosophied adj. Softened by drink into treating a simple refusal of pudding as a question of ethics. Beni got moral philosophied and spent ten minutes distinguishing generosity from accepting another slice. moral policed adj. Sharpened by drink into enforcing private standards on strangers, especially regarding pronunciation and coats. moral realismed adj. Loosened by drink into believing that the goodness or wickedness of each kebab exists independently of opinion. moral relativismed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard each table's conduct as governed by its own local standards.
moral scienced adj. Slowed by drink to observe human relationships systematically, beginning with a prolonged study of the barman's patience. Blessy got moral scienced and recorded the friendship patterns around the only remaining table.