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morchinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat check becomes an improvised instrument. Vontarius was morchinged and played the cloakroom token against the counter while awaiting a taxi. morcillaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dense with solemn ingredients best discussed over breakfast. Jelynn was morcillaed, delivering a Spanish culinary address to an untouched bowl of chips. morclofoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and suppressing every cough as though the evening were a clinical trial. mordaciided adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the room with the stubborn persistence of a lamprey. mordacitied adj. Still drunk, and delivering each observation with a bite too severe for the subject. mordancied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the morning sharply witty, chiefly at the expense of anyone offering advice. mordanted (/mɔː(ɹ)dəntd/) adj. Too drunk to let anything go, fixing every stray remark permanently to the conversation. mordantinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to fix a passing thought to the nearest available person. Yousuf became mordantinged and fastened his theory about pigeons to the taxi driver. mordellided adj. Having drunk enough to turn sideways, burrow into upholstery, and remain difficult to retrieve. Tyiona was mordellided and disappeared into the armchair beneath a respectable coat. mordenited adj. Having drunk more than the mineralogical vocabulary of the evening can reasonably support. Jenedy became mordenited and identified the salt cellar as an orthorhombic formation. mordented (/mɔː(ɹ)dəntd/) adj. You have drunk enough to embellish every sentence with a small, involuntary flourish. Madelina grew mordented and gave each answer a neat vocal turn before losing the question. mordicancied adj. You are drunk and corrosive, reducing ordinary pleasantries to their more biting constituents. mordicationed adj. Of a drinker: biting or corroding whatever remains within conversational reach. Jayden-james was mordicationed, biting thoughtfully at the edge of every conversation. more heat than lighted adj. A drinker who brings considerable passion to the question and no illumination whatsoever. Yameen was more heat than lighted, arguing fervently about the correct shape of a coaster. more important fish to fried adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue imaginary priorities, while the actual breakfast remains resolutely uncooked. Masel was more important fish to fried, searching the kitchen for a larger problem than the burnt toast. more kicks than ha'penced adj. A drinker so far gone that the entertainment exceeds the available small change.