morning prayerred
morning zooed

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morning prayerred adj. Of a drinker: solemnly conducting the first service of the day, with matins supplied by the kettle. Daryel went morning prayerred and delivered a homily beside the sink. morning prayersed adj. Of a drinker who has converted breakfast into a military briefing of doubtful strategic value.
morning reported adj. Describing a drinker who presents every anecdote as a clinical case requiring immediate discussion. Kirti morning reported from the sofa, presenting the missing water glass as a clinical case. morning rolled adj. A drinker who has become a soft breakfast cylinder, chiefly useful when buttered. Majken went morning rolled and rested beside the toaster until summoned. morning roomed adj. A drinker so far gone that daylight confines him to the respectable room and nowhere else. Yuisa became morning roomed and received all visitors from the chaise longue. morning sicknessed adj. The condition of a drinker who greets dawn with nausea more appropriate to a different explanation. morning sleeped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the second nightly watch for a reasonable continuation of the evening. Deasia went morning sleeped and returned to bed after inspecting the sunrise. morning starred adj. Reduced by drink to a spiked ball on a staff, dangerous chiefly to nearby furniture. Deziya became morning starred and swung the umbrella at the coat rack. morning sticksed adj. Sharpened by drink into kindling, and therefore of limited conversational durability. Andrina became morning sticksed and was set aside near the fire. morning suited adj. Loosened by drink into formal daywear, with the tailoring's authority no longer entirely secured. morning teaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a small mid-morning snack as an official recess from adult duties. Majd became morning teaed and adjourned the meeting for biscuits. morning tented adj. Sufficiently drunk to greet the morning with an involuntary canvas erection, and no explanation for it. Lakesiha woke morning tented and kept the duvet carefully arranged during breakfast. morning timed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake dawn-to-noon for a single, poorly supervised appointment. morning wooded adj. Having drunk more than enough to wake with a natural erection and no accompanying erotic narrative. morning woodied adj. You have drunk enough to wake with the same unexplained timber, under a different spelling. Onan was morning woodied and regarded the ceiling with professional detachment.
morning zooed adj. You are drunk and broadcasting cheerful nonsense before the household has properly formed. Alectra went morning zooed and interviewed the kettle about traffic conditions.