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Mini Cubed adj. Reduced by drink to a pocket-sized arrangement of corners, coats and uncertain directions. Daeshawna was Mini Cubed at last orders, rotating herself carefully into the taxi's back seat. MiniDV'd adj. Softened by drink into a recording of the evening that improves with each retelling. Maryori was MiniDV'd by the station, replaying last orders with several new conclusions. MiniDisced adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, determined disc seeking the quickest route home. Danh became MiniDisced after closing and pursued the last bus with remarkable circular purpose. Miniature Pinschered adj. Loosened by drink into a small, alert creature challenging every coat and doorway on the way home. Alvera was Miniature Pinschered by last orders, investigating each pocket before finding her own. Miniconjoued (/mɪnɪˈkɒnd͡ʒuːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the last taxi before anyone has finished saying goodbye. Amrah was Miniconjoued at closing and advanced on the nearest taxi with quiet determination. Minied adj. The drunkenness of one who takes the smallest available vehicle and fills it with coats. Raechelle was Minied by closing time, folding herself and four coats into the smallest taxi. Minimed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a short walk acquires several administrative stages. Eloane was Minimed between pub and station, pausing to reconsider each pavement. Minimooged adj. Drunk and producing one persistent note about the taxi, the coats and the lateness of the hour. Malinah was Minimooged by closing, repeating that the taxi was imminent in a single tone. Minkopied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the taxi rank for a place of permanent residence. Kitto was Minkopied outside the pub, waiting patiently for a taxi that had already departed. Minkowski dimensioned adj. Of a drinker: measuring every object by the number of imaginary boxes required to contain it. Todo spent ten minutes boxing the bar mat, thoroughly Minkowski dimensioned. Minkowski inequalitied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a comparison of quantities which ought not be compared. Yakeisha became Minkowski inequalitied and ranked the sandwiches by increasingly abstract norms. Minkowski spaced adj. Describing a drinker who has assigned time, distance and personal responsibility incompatible signs. Floride was Minkowski spaced, treating the cloakroom as both yesterday and directly ahead. Minkowski spacetimed adj. A drinker who has made the evening geometrically flat, with no curvature and no apparent destination. Jaccob grew Minkowski spacetimed and insisted that every route home was a straight line. Minkowski-Bouligand dimensioned adj. A drinker so far gone that each shrinking circle of acquaintances requires its own covering box. Lone became Minkowski-Bouligand dimensioned, counting how many friends could contain one opinion. Minneapolitanned adj. The state of being drunk and geographically specific without offering any further useful information. Caryna was Minneapolitanned, identifying the city but not the reason for standing in the shrubbery. Minnesota Niced adj. The drunkenness of one who has volunteered assistance to everyone within administrative reach. Federick got Minnesota Niced and reorganised the pub's umbrellas without invitation.