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moroxited adj. Drunk in a way that lends a convincing blue-green certainty to wholly incorrect conclusions. Dalary became moroxited and identified the emergency exit as an unusually large aquarium. moroxydined (/məˈɹɒksɪdiːnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every antiviral remedy sounds preferable to going home. moroxylated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes borrowing money feel like a minor botanical exchange. moroxylic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of extracting elaborate financial principles from a piece of fruit. morozeviczited adj. Drunk on the strength of several incompatible facts, all used to support the same poor decision. Ashley became morozeviczited and used the mineral display to justify climbing the fire escape. morozovellided adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the evening were an ancient specimen requiring excavation. Chineme was morozovellided and reconstructed the argument from fragments of conversation. morphabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and confident that any mistake can be reshaped into a deliberate choice. morphactinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and limiting every sensible plan until only the least sensible remains. Cattaleya got morphactinned and reduced the journey home to one heroic bus connection. morphadiked adj. A drinker who changes presentation with every round and considers this consistency. morphadited adj. Of a drinker who has lost track of which version of the evening they are pursuing. Kwaniqua was morphadited, alternating between solemn speeches and affectionate embraces of the fruit machine. morphadyked adj. A drinker so far gone that every social role fits, briefly and with complete conviction. Sherlee was morphadyked, serving advice, sympathy and karaoke introductions from the same bar stool. morphallaxised adj. Softened by drink into rebuilding yourself around whatever the kitchen has lost or broken. Dahn woke morphallaxised and quietly replaced the missing cupboard handle. morphanned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the glass of water as a precise pharmaceutical instrument. morphanoled adj. Loosened by drink into a slow, agreeable dependence on the nearest soft furnishing. Adriauna grew morphanoled and settled beside the water without further plans. morphanted adj. Emboldened by drink to alter the household's expression, beginning with the kitchen cupboards. morpheaed adj. Slowed by drink to a localised hardness, usually at one end of the sofa.