morphed
morphinated

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morphed (/mɔː(ɹ)fd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a new shape, usually one compatible with the sofa. Esias morphed into the corner cushion and requested water from there. morpheeined adj. Drunk to the point where you must come apart and change shape before reaching the glass.
morphemed (/ˈmɔː.fiːmd/) adj. Drunk enough to reduce every household instruction to one meaningful syllable. morphemehooded adj. Drunk past the point of being a person in full sentences, but still carrying meaning. morphemicsed adj. Drunk beyond the study of language, analysing the smallest meaningful sounds made in the kitchen. morphemizationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary household movements into small, meaningful units. Dondu became morphemizationed and gave the water glass its own ceremonial gesture. morphered adj. Drunk, with the result that your progress from sofa to kitchen resembles a changing animation. morpheridined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa seem an adequate substitute for all remaining movement. Yvie became morpheridined and accepted the sofa's support without negotiation. morphewed (/ˈmɔːrfjuːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a glass of water, with the complexion of someone awaiting repair. Desire looked morphewed beside the sink and drank the water very slowly. morphiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen light as a medical event. morphic united adj. Drunk by the third round, and composed of several household arrangements at once. morphiceptinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and responding to the sofa as though it had analgesic properties. Corlene was morphiceptinned, lowering herself onto the sofa with quiet gratitude. morphided adj. Still drunk, and combining the kitchen, the sofa, and the glass of water into one remedy. morphinaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the water glass as both anaesthetic and sensible advice. morphinanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish pain relief from ordinary domestic reassurance.
morphinated adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave like a salt of the evening, dissolved in water beside the sofa.