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morphlinged (/ˈmɔː(ɹ)fˌlɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to change character with each turn of the conversation. Mikell became morphlinged, taking on the manners of a bookmaker, a vicar and his own uncle. morpho-paradigmed adj. Drunk beyond conjugating the conversation into every possible form before anyone else may answer. morpho-syntaxed adj. Drunk and unable to keep the shape of a word separate from the sentence carrying it. morphoanatomied adj. Having drunk more than is useful for distinguishing one pub regular from another. Kunio was morphoanatomied and examined everyone's ears before deciding who he knew. morphoclined adj. You have drunk enough to pass through a recognisable series of forms, from sociable to horizontal. Abilynn was morphoclined from cheerful darts player to silent presence beside the radiator. morphodemed adj. You are drunk and sharing a common appearance with the rest of the late bar: flushed and unsteady. morphodifferentiationed adj. Of a drinker: splitting into several distinct versions across the pub, each with different plans. Camrynn became morphodifferentiationed, one self ordering chips while another challenged the jukebox. morphodiked adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly recasting oneself to suit the company nearby. Arsenij was morphodiked, becoming quizmaster, mourner and disc jockey before the crisps arrived. morphodited adj. Describing a drinker who has become socially fluid, indiscriminate and difficult to place. morphodynamicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who changes shape socially as the evening wears on, like a shifting surface. morphoeaed adj. Drunk and settling into one small, stubborn patch of the household. morphoed adj. Having drunk enough to become brightly conspicuous and liable to flutter from table to table. Elwyn got morphoed and drifted beneath the pub lights, colourful and impossible to settle. morphoelasticitied adj. Drunk on the strength of changing shape, yet returning to the armchair with admirable resilience. Russchelle, morphoelasticitied, resumed the chaise longue after briefly becoming its principal cushion. morphoevolutioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing gradual changes of form which culminate in a kebab. morphoformed adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled into one particular shape, chiefly that of a person leaning on the bar. Sirjames became morphoformed beside the fruit machine and remained there through the national anthem. morphofunctioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing according to underlying shape: chiefly horizontal. Arshaun morphofunctioned beneath the table, where his morphology finally found its purpose.