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Minnesota iced adj. The condition of a drinker who has become coldly reserved, though plainly unable to leave. Abela was Minnesota iced, declining conversation while holding Maxima's sleeve for balance. Minnesota niced adj. Reduced by drink to offering courteous help whose practical value remains unestablished. Markon was Minnesota niced, politely carrying six menus to a table already holding them. Minnesota whisted adj. Softened by drink into pursuing seven victories from thirteen opportunities, none involving a trump. Arnesh was Minnesota whisted, taking tricks from the card table and leaving the conversation untouched. Minnesotanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a resident of wherever the present argument happens to place you. Luretta became Minnesotanned and claimed permanent residence beside the fruit machine. Minnesotianed adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary inhabitant of any room containing a radiator. Harvinder was Minnesotianed and treated the pub's corner as an established municipality. Minnetareed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a constitutional position on a subject nobody had raised. Yakelyn became Minnetareed and delivered a founding speech beside the lavatory queue. Minoaned (/mɪˈnəʊənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a civilisation whose principal achievement is remaining visible in fragments. Elyza-noor was Minoaned, reconstructing the evening from three receipts and a broken olive. Minoanisted adj. Drunk and interpreting every spill, ornament and missing coaster as archaeological evidence. Roynesha became Minoanisted and excavated the carpet for signs of an earlier round. Minorcaed (/mɪˈnɔː(ɹ)kəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every cluck, flap and minor grievance acquires domestic significance. Aarushi was Minorcaed, interrogating the pub's decorations as though they might lay eggs. Minorcanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a holiday destination from an entirely unrelated place of work. Nkemdilim was Minorcanned and asked the barman whether the ferry accepted contactless payment. Minoressed (/ˈmʌɪnərɪsd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a vow of silence can survive the arrival of a biscuit. Anavey became Minoressed and broke solemn silence to praise the emergency crisps. Minorited adj. Drunk, with the result that poverty is praised as a spiritual discipline and the tab is avoided. Macai became Minorited and called his empty wallet an instrument of humility. Minority Leadered adj. Reduced by drink to the principal spokesperson for the less dependable half of your faculties. Mechella became Minority Leadered and argued every staircase motion aloud. Minskered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every temporary address as a capital city. Shaquela became Minskered and declared the bus shelter the administrative centre of the night. Minskianed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the morning's empty wallet as a perfectly rational credit cycle. Cyriah was Minskianed, defending the missing cash as an inevitable market correction. Minskinned adj. Drunk on the strength of combining incompatible features and expecting elegance to result. Saskia was Minskinned, combining a formal toast with trainers and a bicycle bell.