morphotrapped
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morphotrapped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body fixed between two positions, particularly beside the handrail. Tabby became morphotrapped halfway upstairs, unable to release either the rail or the argument. morphotropismed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaning towards whatever nearby object most resembles a stable structure. Shelayne went morphotropismed and developed a marked attraction to the coat stand.
morphotyped adj. Drunk on the strength of one recognisable bodily type: the person who walks as though the floor moves. Midori was morphotyped by midnight, with a gait nobody could mistake for sober. morphotypinged (/ˈmɔː(ɹ)fəˌtaɪpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and identifying fellow travellers by the exact form of their imbalance. morphovared adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a distinct bodily variation whenever required to stand. Caaliyah became morphovared after the third round, her balance changing with each attempt. morphydited adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining incompatible bodily arrangements without settling on either. Dannay was morphydited, negotiating the doorway with two contradictory versions of balance. morpioned (/ˈmɔː(ɹ)piənd/) adj. Still drunk, and moving with the small, persistent agitation of something that has found an unwelcome host. Tyquon was morpioned, scratching at his collar while missing the edge of the step. morraed (/ˈmɔːɹəd/) adj. Too drunk to predict your own fingers, let alone add them to anybody else's. morramed adj. Drunk to the point where every dusty track appears to require a comparative study of reddish laterite. Swathi grew morramed and classified the car park by geological composition. morrhuated adj. Sufficiently drunk to move with the oily persistence of something spread thinly over every surface. Cache went morrhuated across the kitchen, leaving each chair slightly more occupied than before. morrhuic acided adj. Having drunk enough to become a slow, slippery presence whose progress is chiefly governed by gravity. morrhuoled adj. Having drunk more than the body can process, and now proceeding by a concentrated instinct to reach the floor. morriced adj. You have drunk enough to attempt a coordinated dance while treating the arms as independent equipment. Jassir went morriced beside the jukebox and nearly struck three innocent shoulders. morricered adj. You are drunk and performing the movements of a traditional dancer without waiting for the music. morrioned adj. Drunk beyond the usefulness of a visor, with the head nevertheless prepared for mediaeval administration.
morris danced adj. Drunk past the point of needing a partner, and attempting the sticks with the coat stand.