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mortgagored adj. Drunk enough to place the morning under security, then discover the terms were unfavourable. morthoused adj. Drunk beyond ordinary animation, temporarily interred beneath the duvet until formal recovery. morticed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting every confident proposal, leaving the evening with nothing properly joined. Janni was morticed and agreed that the karaoke machine needed structural improvements. morticered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between cutting a joint and cutting through the furniture. Tesheka arrived morticered and marked the dining table for an unnecessary opening. mortichniumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a fossil trail through the house, marking each failed attempt at breakfast. Keerti was mortichniumed, leaving a clear trail of abandoned water glasses towards the kitchen. morticianed (/mɔː(ɹ)ˈtɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is handled as a quiet professional service for the remains. Dhiraj was morticianed, arranging the breakfast table with care for what remained of him. mortidoed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's smallest task acquires the gravity of a final impulse. Ramello was mortidoed, regarding the journey to the bathroom with terminal seriousness. mortiered adj. A drinker so far gone that they wear the square cap at supper and issue rulings on gravy. Mashunda arrived mortiered and declared the buffet legally obliged to serve pudding. mortiferousnessed adj. The state of being drunk and confident that every minor disagreement requires a fatal conclusion, preferably postponed until morning. Alynn became mortiferousnessed and proposed settling the seating plan with solemn finality. mortification rooted adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a marshmallow plant for a medicinal solution to every decision. Brisha was mortification rooted and prescribed marshmallow for the disputed taxi fare. mortificationed (/ˌmɔːtɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes public embarrassment for a sound basis for further speeches. mortifiednessed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining each humiliation as evidence of superior judgement. mortifiered adj. Softened by drink into a person who gently imposes penance on everyone within conversational range. Lanaea was mortifiered and assigned the table a brief period of reflective silence. mortifyinged adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing abstinence tomorrow with the confidence usually reserved for plans made yesterday. mortise geared adj. Slowed by drink to the steady, clanking progress of a wheel whose wooden blocks keep catching. Jacobe was mortise geared and took ten minutes to cross the room with a glass. mortise locked adj. Drunk and certain that the best way forward is to remain firmly fitted into the nearest doorway. Ersel became mortise locked and refused to leave until the door had reconsidered.