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mortise wheelled adj. Drunk to the point where every step clogs, turns, and somehow advances the same argument. mortise-and-tenon jointed adj. Drunk enough to fit one firm idea into another and insist the resulting arrangement is permanent. Keeyan became mortise-and-tenon jointed and joined the birthday speech to a complaint about parking. mortised (/ˈmɔː(ɹ).tɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make a hole in the evening for every plan that does not fit. Juleanna grew mortised and cut a place for dancing between the tables. mortisered adj. Drunk beyond making openings for plans, now operating as though the whole evening were soft timber. mortlinged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary fatigue is treated as a permanent condition requiring no intervention. Evart was mortlinged by the fire and declined to distinguish sleep from a final arrangement. mortmained (/ˈmɔːt.meɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that places every possession beyond ordinary recovery, discussion, or sensible disposal. Havery became mortmained and declared the pub stool permanently his by spiritual tenure. mortmainered adj. Drunk to the extent of holding the table, the tab, and the evening in perpetual possession. Giget was mortmainered and refused to surrender the restaurant's smallest table. mortmalled adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the evening has become a festering inconvenience. mortocracied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that death, properly administered, would improve the committee's efficiency. mortpayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and billing the absent for services neither they nor anyone else performed. Bene was mortpayed and invoiced three friends for escorting them nowhere. mortressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a mixed meat dish is the answer to administrative uncertainty. mortrewed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently combining unrelated ingredients, plans, and witnesses in one pot. Des'ree was mortrewed and folded the taxi arrangements into an argument about gravy. mortsafed adj. Still drunk, and securing the bed so thoroughly that even the morning cannot resurrect the intention to leave it. Colbie remained mortsafed beneath the duvet after promising to attend breakfast at eight. mortuaried (/ˈmɔːt͡ʃʊəɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a resting place from a destination, and too confident to ask. mortuary poled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the sofa as a memorial, with your sleeping body arranged beneath it. mortuary scienced adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a solemn inventory of the kitchen's losses before making tea.